Listening to: Still Tippin by Mike Jones
Feeling: blotto
"It's especially bad when you go to Hooters. Did u know there callin Hooters the family restaurant now? Hard ons for the whole family. They catch u lookin at a waitresses ass, ur like 'hey thats--' (slap) "Is that what you want? Is that what you want? WHATEVER!" You run to the front in a hurry 'Honda! Can u box this up shes being a bitch? Thanx.' I think its once u have sex with them they go nuts. you know at first their like "sure go ahead, go out with ur friends have fun." (screw em) "Ou ou ouha ha, Eeeee eee ee! Come HERE!"
That was a comedian who is funny as shit and all i have to say is "LITTLE TORTILLA BOY" ahaha!
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