Two guitars and a cake pan

Feeling: ambitious
woohoo! i got a counter for this diary. its so pretty. the numbers look like they glow. im gonna need to get a new counter for my other diary soon. so yeah. i skipped 6th period today. woo go me! first time i skipped one period ALL year. i went across the street with Chino and we smoked a couple cigarettes. twas fun. we smoked Marlboro Reds. mmm...Reds...so goood. haha, yeah. he is so nice man. he let me smoke two there and then he gave me three in a Zippo tin cos they would have crushed in my pocket. Chinos my new buddy lol. a buddy is better than a friend. Brandons my buddy. i have actuale homework tonight. wowzers. ohhh mygod, that was so gay just then. im never saying that again lol. "lol" is pretty gay too but whatever. i forgot to take my medication this afternoon so im all hyper and shit. i normally go and take it before 6th but...i skipped 6th so i didnt take it. AHH! Carol, Belle and me went around kidnapping people at lunch. Aleicia was with us but she was just watching. we the most successful at kidnapping Brandon. HAHAHA! it was great. i went up behind him in the cafeteria and put my hand over his mouth (i had Alecia's jacket on so it was okay) and Carol and me dragged him in his chair all the way to the door. then he got up and went back and finished his lunch. bastard. we were gonna hold him for ransom. we were gonna drag him far away and have someone (probaly Belle) go over to his friend, Isaac, and tell him that if he ever wanted to see his friend again hed have to pay us a dollar. but it didnt really quite work out like we wanted. oh well, it was fun anyway. Alecia told we were boring for kidnapping people we knew. i wasnt about to get my ass kicked by someone i didnt know. my sister really needs to empty that litter box. its been her turn for like, what? two-three weeks? yeah, its getting pretty gross. im going camping this weekend with my family, my sister's friend's family, and a million hippies. oh, and maybe Belle. my dad wants Belle to stay the whole weekend with us. HAHA! anyway...yes. i woke up this morning to find a dime plastered into my left love handle. YAY FOR DIRTY SHEETS! i find money in there ALL the fuckin time. pens too. and tacks. and safty pins. and lots of other weird shit you wouldnt believe. haha, thats gross. OH GOD! i NEED to SHAVE this cat SOOO BAD! her hair is comeing out in clumps likes shes got mange. it makes me not want to touch her. but shes my love and i MUST! haha, im talking about my siamese cat named Monkey, alright. im serious. OH MAN! ITS THE ADDAMS FAMILY THEME SONG!! i downloaded this bitch last night and a million other classic tv theme songs at like 3am. i got the Andy Griffith song, Hawaii 5-0, Sealab, the Beverly Hillbillys, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Speed Racer, Underdog, George of the Jungle, lots of other crazy shit. Hawaii 5-0 is my favourite. it makes me want to boogie. man, i gotta piss. but first, im a gonna put a quote cos im cool like that and want to be JUST like Rasputain. quote: "I Will Eat Your Ass in HELL!" -Anal Fluid EDIT: this thing is bad ASS
Adopt your own useless blob!
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Anyone who gives you free cigarettes is your buddy. Your dad doesn't think I'm suspecious anymore? CANADA SUCKS.
[Anonymous]
woah. i got a wee fright when i saw your header pic. hehehe
[Anonymous]
my comment pic gave you a fright? och wellllll. I thought most of them looked good. but i suppose everyone has different tastes
[Anonymous]
i like to dress up as a nun and run naked in the street
Canada Rocks!!!
yeah... u did.