Hi my name is Bill. I won't be giving my last name for secerity reasons. Some people want to kill me 'cause I witnessed their crime. Well anyways I am 45 and I am not married and I am going bald so I have to comb over my hair to look like I have a head full of hair. And I have the coolest mom in the world she lets me live in the basement and she lets me use the car when she doesn't need it. But I can only drive in a 30 mile radius. She's the best. Well I use to be in school a week ago but it is summer vacation so I'm living it up now. I dropped out of school when I was 12 because all I wanted to do was to color and watch cartoons. Well I want to get a job at K mart but you need at least a 10th grade education so I'm back in school. Oh ya it is home school too. Because I was in regular school but the kids picked on me so I went to a charter school were the kids also picked on me. So I now I'm in home school were I get picked on by my brothers. It is pretty sad. I spend most of my day eating cereal and reading Dr. Suess books. And ocasually I like to go to the carpet store to smell the different types of carpet. (red smells the best). And I do that until I get kicked out for it, well they claim I get snot on their carpet but I really don't (I eat them usally, but shhh! don't tell). So if you want to meet a single guy you know who talk to.