Ok so one day I was sitting in my mom's basement and I was just making jello shapes and out of nowhere a giant rainbow of smoke hit me in the back of the head and it hurt like hell, because that rainbow of smoke was hell! And a demon came out a started to scare me. I don't know why he did. but I might know why, well does anyone remember all of those churches being burned to the ground in the south? well I did most of them . But I don't know why a demon would be pissed, I think they would be happy for me. Well anyways he started opening our freezer and eating all of our hot pockets and otter pops! so I was mad because those were my otter pops and I don't have to share them. well that is what my mom told me. well anyways I through a bible at him and he kicked my ass with a chair that was in the room. and then he left and I have not seen him since. But I do go and play golf on the weekends and I think the man who works in the ball shop might be an evil wizard! ya and he uses the balls to spread his evil through out the golf course! O I have to go my mom needs to tuck me in good night. So I have to go and catch some z's with my net that I keep under my pillow, it is also my leprechaun catcher also the best bait for leprechauns is not luck y charms no it is co co pebbles! well got to go!