Ok so I was watching some old re-runs of happy days with my mom a while back and I made the greatest discovery... No it's not a new tooth brush or a new shoe that makes you hop scotch any better, but I found out how to keep it real. And here is the the list of the instructions. 1.find a wall to lean against. 2.lean against the wall. 3.fold your arms. 4.lift your right leg and put it on the wall. 5.bob your head up and down. 6.have a toothpick in your mouth, (no cigarettes my mom says Satan uses cigarettes to trick you into watching American Idol which is also a sin.) 7.wear sun glasses, (any one who wears them is cool just like Tom Cruise.) Speaking of tricks always keep your guard up against the Loc-ness monster he tricks you into giving him 3.50 and he buys candy with it that he poisons and gives out to trick or treaters, also Bill Gates is a sin too. yep that is the worst sin my mom says because he kills kittens and makes hobos work for hours and only gives them a half eaten hot dogs. yep but this discovery will change all of our lives for the better I hope not like the damn internet that is for pervs who look at porn. Oh crap I just swore! if my mom sees this she will kill me with a bar of soap oh man I wish this key board had some sort of a button that can fix your mistakes or go back into time so I didn't make the mistake, like a time machine button oh ya I once tried to build a time machine out of a card board box and some saran wrap but I ran out of card board and I could only go to the present with the machine but maybe one day I can fix my mistake with the time machine by going back into time and get a bigger box, a shoe box is way to small for a growing boy my mom said when I made it when I was 30. so if you want to keep it real you can follow my instructions I have listed.Yep time machines are a thing of the past but now If I can make the time machine key for my keyboard that will be pretty cool. And I will be rich enough to afford the bus fair so I can go to the arcade. G2G which means got to go.