Poke' mon is the greatest invention next to the hoola hoop!

oh man it has been so freaking long since I last used this site! oh man! my mom got mad at me and locked me in the basement because she said I was talking to Orlando Bloom and giving him my social seceritey number. It didn't really happen, it was just some hobo in the street who needed a quarter to buy himself some rum or some voodoo. ya she said I was only going to be locked up for a week, but she forgot about me and now she owes me big. Because while I was in there I missed my birthday, Jesus's birthday and my pet dinasour goo goo the dinasours birthday. But i forgive her beacause she lets me live in the house still. Oh and then I dropped my car keys into the chipper shredder one day, and I went head first into it to get the keys back and i left the machine on and it cut my very badly, and my mom had me bottle the blood so she could use it at one of her gang inituation things. She is so cooL! when i grow up i want to be my mom. And i'm going to live in a big house with tons of lawn nombes all over the place. and the children will come from miles and miles just to see them and i'll have a lemonaid stand in my front yard and share drink with all of the youngin's. yep growing up is so cool because you get more hair and more hair means more ice cream sandwhiches according to something that i once read. i think. wait wiat wait. i don't think that happened.I'm craving some kool aid right now. but i can't let mom know about it beacause drinking kool aid is the "kool way to get aids" so i got to be careful well c ya. OH MAN THAT WAS SO COOL! I SPELLED "see" WITH A "C"!!! I'M SO COOL! JUST LIKE THE HULK OR BATMAN! OR THE POKEMON! I LOVE POKEMON I GOING TO GO WATCH SOME RIGHT NOW!
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