Happy Turkie Day!!!

Well, sorry that it has been so long since I posted last time. I've been really busy with school stuff (home school is a LOT of work, LOL :) and extra-curricular activities, like cooking dinner for my dad. My mom said that I should expand my horizons, and she wanted me to be on the debate team. But the high school wouldn't let me join their team because they said I'm too old, but I really think it's because they discriminate against home schooled students because they know we are superior. Well, LOL, the jokes' on them b/c I'm going to compete as an unaffiliated contender at the next tournament, and I'm going to win because of my superior education and my mom's superior pedagogical methods. I know what you're thinking, that the word pedagogical looks a lot like pedophile, but its' not, and stop being gross. And let's see, what else have I been doing in my really busy life since we last talked? I had a date for the prom, but my mom got called in to work that night right when we were about to go. Her boss is such a Poindexter sometimes. I would just beat him up and lock him in one of those display gun safes they have at Wal-mart if he weren't so much bigger than me. ROTFLMFAO!!! I forgot the whole reason for this post! Happy Turkie day everybody!!!! I had such the best thanksgiving dinner. My mom made me help her do the potatoes. My dad is a big lazy butt at thanksgiving (I hope he doesn't read this, LOL !!! :-P ) and he just watches football all day in his underwear. Well, my mom makes him put his pants on for dinner, but he doesn't always wear a shirt LOL! I should take this opportunity to say what I am thankful for, so I don't disappoint Santa and can be a good boy and get lots of fun toys for Christmas!!! I am so thankful for my parents kicking my mean little brother out of the house and letting me live in his room in their basement. I am always afraid that he is going to come back and kick me out of his room, but my mom said the "restraining order" will keep him away from me. I think that's is some kind of Jedi Mind Trick thing, an order that makes people stay away and obey. I wish I had Jedi power like my mom does!!! Maybe if I study hard at home school I can learn that one!!! I am thankful for the turkeys who bravely sacrifice their lives so we can eat them for our special occasion! That is so nice of them to do that for us!!!! I should do something nice for them in return!! I am thankful for potatoes and stuffing (but not for yams, I hate them *gag* LOL :) I am thankful that they made SpiderMan 3, because it is such a cool movie!!! Peter parker is such a cool guy, and Mary Jane is such a hottie!!!! I have the *biggest* crush on her!!! *gushes* maybe she will sign my SpiderMan 3 velcro shoes for me!!! LOL *crosses fingers* 8-D. TTYL
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