So there I was just sitting there minding my own business on my front porch playing with my Pete Wentz trading cards when these mean looking dudes rolled up with their "skrewdriver" t-shirts and rainbow suspenders and dock martin boots, and they were all like "hey can you give us directions to the nearest nazi paraphernalia store?" and I turned my head around and screamed "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!" and out comes mom busting through the door with a broom and started "shooing" those ruffians away, because as we all know brooms are nazis only weaknesses that is why the nazis invented vacuum cleaners and zip lock baggies during the WWII so people wouldn't need to own brooms but have their vacuums so they could do something involving torturing Jews and cheating at scrabble with. anyways those crazy teens with their bald/spiky hair left our property not without first kicking over our garbage can and lighting it on fire and peeing out the ashes and then performing some hocus pocus voodoo with it. or maybe they were just doing something they saw on the TV show "friends" which mom won't let me watch because Jenifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc are no friends of hers. Long story short I learned to share that day because those young men also “borrowed” my Pete Wentz trading cards and to this day I haven't gotten them back, but I know I soon will because that is human nature to give back. That is why people are paying lots of money for carbon credits to “give back” to mother nature for supplying them with clean oxygen that can also be used to do laundry with and clean the kool aid stains from off my shirts that gets spilled from my Thomas the train sippy cup. P.S. I am sick of people always ripping on Pete Wentz saying that he has no talent that he is just a crappy bass player for a crappy band with a horrible singer/guitar player who still has more talent then Pete Wentz because he wears less make up and black hair dye then Pete does because he wasn't sexually solicited on the Internet when he was little because he stayed away from situations like that because he was always too busy playing video games on the fox kids web site that use to have a magazine but got rid of it shortly after september 11th because they claimed that they wanted to help out the war by not wasting paper, even tho owning paper had nothing to do with the war, then they even had the nerve to get rid of their after school tv shows so fox could replace them with “judge Judy” and that then caused kids to have nowhere save to watch tv so they either experimented with drugs or learned how to domestically abuse their wifes and or girl friends from stuff they learned on judge Judy from all the mexicans that they saw on there, mexicans smell like farts just like Ashley Simpson, Pete Wentz's wife or something that they decided to “go along with” so they could be on tv because neither one of them actually has any musical talent because you can't just buy that kind of stuff unless you are the jonas brothers, well actually excluding the one who has down syndrome that plays a cheer leader on their faggy little tv show.