How to make a Colin

Ingredients:
3 parts success
3 parts arrogance
3 parts instinct

Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com im sure many of you (or none depending on how large my ego is) are curious as to how my trip went. well lets go over the basics i spent it with my dad who i dislike, u could almost say loathe. yes i think that\'s the appropriate word. neways within ten minutes of arriving on the island i had enough pot and coke to kill off a small army. albeit a very happy small army. so i started my days with a splif, a snort, and a scotch. something i think we should all do, end war, and is a hell of a lot better then foldgers ever was. so i spent most of my time at the open air bar drinking myself into an absolute stupor and having a glorious time having completely unknown and random sex. one of the highlights being when i ordered a blowjob. now a blowjob is a shot, so i got my drink picked it up and by the time i slammed it back down there were three girls and two boys wrestling my pants to the ground trying to enact the more literal meaning of the term. now i say boys and girls not men and women because you see i think the average age was about 15. any of you who know me know that yes i am only 16 but you\'d never guess it, not from my looks, not from my attitude. so most of the bar now thinks there\'s a thirty year old pimpingn out there teens. i practically glowed in there hatred, twas a beautiful thing. so by the first night iw as coked, stoned, drunk, and fucked into an absolute state of wellbeing. euphoria, nirvana, a state of absolute transcendency was reached at roughly 2:15 in the morning wednesday morning. i remember that moment perfeectly. i had snorted four lines of high grade coke, smoked a handful of joints with a sassy lil slut named Terry, she\'s 14 and a half and had never had sex before me, needless to say she no longer has that stepping stone to deal with. in fact, she\'s quite kinky. gets into bondage, although we had to improvise with bedsheets and clothing the effect was rather arousing. we had sex, or better yet i fucked every orifice i can think of without hurting her to much. now this was not 2:15 now she was the appetiser, now onto the main course. a BOY yes thats right, a hottie named Luke. jus a month older then me, looked to be a lot younger though. he\'d been openly gay in his home state of nevada for about two years and frankly his community disapproved. so i flashed some interest, and a few minutes later we were naked and rolling around in what had been an impromptu bondage setting just half an ahour before. he was nervous at first, didnt want it to hurt or nothing. which is probably good because i went slow and he still squealed like he was a pig. beautiful....just beautiful. i let him fuck my mouth, he tasted sweeter then usual which fascinated me. after awhile though he was sore and spent and i was still needing just a bit more release, so i shooed him outta the room and off to bed saying he needed rest and iw as going to get some sleep. so after making out for just a few more minutes at his door and seeing him to bed i made my way to the disco finding something i\'ve never had before. twins.....not just ne twins......boy and girl twins. they were beautiful. greek gods and goddesses, appeared to be chisseled outta marble beautiful. it was work, hard work. fliritng with one then the other it was neraly imposssible to keep them near each other but by damn i was going to pull through. after awhile though (and lots and LOTS of alcohol) they were trashed enough to consider comming back to my room. i mentioned cocaine and that was the final kicker. we did a couple lines together, and asked if i could snort something off of Liz\'s chest (the girl) she blushed said no...then decided why not. and big brother got a fucking hard on. what a freak. but it worked to my advantage. my radar beeped like the zeppelin was floating towards me and instantly pointed out his recent rigamorits. he was ashamed and nearly bolted right there, so i asked if maybe i could see it....jus to compare. now this didn\'t go the way i had hoped, him shly pulling it out and us moving on. no he got angry, QUITE angry, saying he wasn\'t \"some fucking fairy boy\" and didn\'t want some other guy seeing his stuff. now i was apalled my plan hadn\'t worked, but this is where the fates show themselves. his sister (liz again) was the one who saved the situation without even knowing it. she said \"so...chris, you dont care if your sister sees your stuff, but your worried about another guy?\" and that was it, that was my opening. if he wanted to lay with his sister, he was going to have to lay with me, so with some quicck pointed sentences i got us into a three some. i started her off to get her going and then let him do his thing with her while inching my cock slowly past his lips. he wasn\'t keen to the idea, i could see it in his eyes, but he was so enamored of his sister it really didn\'t matter and before ya know it this straight boy was sucking my dick like a pro. marvelous. simply marvelous. she wanted to see him fuck me so after a bit of nudging i layed on top of her fucking rhythmically and he slowly entered me from behind. she came repeatedly, multiple orgasms has nothing on that girl, and he eventually came, and ifnally i finished. i layed there with two beautiful people, one of each sex..from the same fucking lineage in my arms that night. the clock struck 2:15, i was spent of all sexual energy, i had jus commited an act that even makes me go \"whoa\" and i finally had something to write about in my sit diary. oh what a glorious moment it was i\'ve got work to do though, i\'ll write more soon, till then tata, and remember kids, nethings possible with the right sentence, the right drug, and the right sister.

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