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Listening to: secret society
Feeling: zany
i met a girl who enjoi's being licked onthe neck. i dont entirely find it to be a turn on. although, it does have it's advantages, you see nething that gets a girl going ends up being good for you in the end i met a man who things the end is nigh, and personally i think he has a good point. im becomming an open activist. todya i took a megaphone and paraded around mainstreet saying things. mostly random but with a point. such as "legalize the plant""bush is an idiot""get up and say what you feel" but of course freedom of speech only goes so far. so after about two blocks i was arrested and shoved (quite rudely i might add) into a squad car. I sat calmly in the back on my ride to the station. They asked me lots of questions and i just sat, they threatened and i sat, at one point they pulled over and brandished weapons, andi sat. Finally we arrived at the station, they removed me from the car and led me to a wonderful little bench. There is where i sat for nearly an hour before i stood up to stretch. I asked a woman there where the bathroom was, she looked up, then looked back down to her computer, looked back up and said "get lost kid" as it turns out they were never planning on arresting me, just getting me off the streets for awhile. So being the wonderful person i am, i walked to the nearby wal mart, grabbed a megaphone (for quite a bundle actually) and walked back to mainstreet talking into it as i went. This time when i saw the squad car i bolted into an alley. Naturally the cops couldn't just let me go, so they got out of the car and came looking for me. Yelling obscenities while they were at it i might add. Well naturally i'd found the nearest garbage canister and gottin in (you get used to the smell, and the feel is quite therapeutic) as they walked towards me i realized i wasn't getting out of this one. so when the largest of the two got close by i turned on the megaphone and growled. I swear to you the man wet himself. That's right a police officer wet his pants. Of course afterwards i got a frontrow view of police brutality. My lip hurts, as does my eye and my arm. Either way i got a few charges, disturbing the peace, public menace, noise pollution, all that junk. but i got to see a cop wet himself i have a date tonight, i don't entirely want to go on it but i'll put a little effort into it at least. let's see, we have reservations at the Belle Nourriture, after that we have drinks at the Bevande Forti, its classier in the belle but the bevandeis the only place in town that serves to minors. so that is where i will get her liquored up. After that we're off to the rivers edge, where the breeze can make ne girl ask for a mans coat. From there it's either, coffee at a little place i know, my place, her place, or we go home. I'll fill u in later on how that goes. Friday on the otherhand, i have a date i WANT to be on, i'll fill u in on that one when i get the reservations cleared. either way...wake up
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[Anonymous]
Hi. That is so fucked about the cops arresting you over that. twice. Freedom of speech, thats what it is. not disturbing the peace. This is what america has come to. its sad. I commend you for your bravery in standing up to them though. Thank you.
[Anonymous]
oh im not quite sure where i got my quote i think i got it off a site..:)
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