*40* Funny ass quiz

> > The Dalai Lama said read this to see if it works for you. It is very > > interesting. > > > > Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you. Do not cheat by > > looking up the answers. > > > > The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened. This > > is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely. > > Do not cheat. > > > > > > > > > > MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!! > > > > > > > > > > A Warning! Answer the questions as you go along. There are only four > > questions and if you see them all before finishing, you will not have > > honest results. Go down slowly and do each exercise as you scroll > > down. Don't look ahead Get pencil and paper to w rite your answers as > > you go along. > > You will need it at the end. > > > > This is an honest questionnaire that will tell you a lot about your > > true self. > > > > > > PERSONALITY TEST: > > > > > > Put the following five animals in the order of your preference. Write > > down the animal names (not just the letter) > > > > Cow > > Tiger > > Sheep > > Horse > > Pig > > > > Stop) > > > > > > > > > > Write one word that describes each one of the following: > > > > Dog > > Cat > > Rat > > Coffee > > Sea > > > > (Stop) > > > > > > > > > > > > Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that > > you can relate to the following colors (do not repeat your answer > > twice! > > > > Name just one person for each color) > > > > Yellow > > Orange > > Red > > White > > Green > > > > Stop) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Finally, write down your favorite number , and your favorite day of > > the week. > > > > (Stop) > > > > > > > > > > > > Wish for something you REALLY WANT. > > > > > > Look at the interpretations below: (but first before continuing, > > repeat your wish.) > > > > > > > > Item # 1: This will define your priorities in your life. > > > > > > Cow Signifies CAREER > > Tiger Signifies PRIDE > > Sheep Signifies LOVE > > Horse Signifies FAMILY > > Pig Signifies MONEY > > > > > > > > Item # 2: > > Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY. > > > > Your description of cat implies the personality of your PARTNER. > > > > Your description of rat implies the personality of your ENEMIES. > > > > Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX. > > > > Your description of the Sea implies your own LIFE. > > > > > > Item # 3: > > > > > > Yellow: Someone you will never forget > > Orange: Someone you consider your true friend > > Red: Someone that you really love > > White: Your twin soul > > Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life > > > > > > > > Item # 4: > > You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite > > number, and your wish will come true on the day that you put. This is > > what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium-just take a few > > seconds to read it and think. > > > > > > Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your > > hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise. > > This is true, even if you are not superstitious. Please do this. It > > is fascinating. > > > > SEND THIS E-MAIL MANTRA TO AT LEAST FIVE PERSONS AND LIFE WILL > > IMPROVE. > > > > > > 0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly > > 5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking > > 9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next three > > weeks > > > > > > "The only way to fail is to quit"
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I like that quiz :)