i fucking pissed myself

okay so me and bailey went to my cousins because she had a big get together and shot off fireworks. well missy and her friend showed up and that was cool. well i drank 3 cups of peach wine, a bottle of mike hard raseberry lemonade and then then like half a bottle of mikes hard lemonade, and 2 and like a half beers. me and missy had to piss really bad so we went behind all the cars and i pissed on my sandle. well later on i had to go really fucking bad so i went behind a tree and a car was coming so i pulled up my shorts really fast but i still had to piss so i pissed myself. its actually funny but i felt gross for a bit. okay so i finally found rick and mom and rick didnt think i could chug his beer so he gave it to me and i chugged it but then i felt sick cause i ate a little cake before that and so then i threw up and i felt alot better. okay so after that me and bailey were talkin to these guys, well it was mostly me bailey didnt really say much, and then i went back to the van and the one guy followed me and then here comes the other guy and bailey. well they are both drunk, not bailey just the guys haha, and well the one guy ended up gettin my number but i highly doubt he'll remember this tomorrow. well anyways he had his arm around me and i was drinking his beer and then here comes my mom and rick and im like uhh thats not mine so i handed it back to him really fast. hahaha. i highly doubt mom or rick will remember that tomorrow. well lets hope not. haha. god i wanted to makeout with that guy soooo bad. like he was all close when he was talking to me and i was sorta waiting for it but i should of really made the first move. normally i wont make the first move like ever but this time i really should of. well we get in the van and im like i fucking hate you guys cause you just ruined my action for the night. and also im standing there talkin to my cousin who i havent seen in a while and my uncle sam came over and put his arm around us both and was like guess what im totally fucked up and i like haha i can tell and earlier and hes like tellin me how he wishes he wasnt my uncle cause hes like youre really pretty. haha idk it was funny as hell tho. so yeah my uncle sorta hit on me but he was fucked up so yeah. haha. and also me and missy were going to get more to drink adn i fucking tripped on this chair cause i didnt see it and like the corner like jabbed me in the crotch and it hurt and i also fell on the ground and my cousins and shit saw me too. so it was sorta embarrassing but then again i didnt fucking care cause it was funny. okay i think im done for now.
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yeah, my mom hates that i guage mine too... hahaha.
what do we need to talk about?
[Anonymous]
I peed on the ground last night at the firework thing i went to. No beer, though.

cool wallpaper! Tiny hearts.

I'm finally adding you to friends. :)
And updating.

I save wallpapers and use them too.

bye! :)
[Anonymous]
I peed on the ground last night at the firework thing i went to. No beer, though.

cool wallpaper! Tiny hearts.

I'm finally adding you to friends. :)
And updating.

I save wallpapers and use them too.

bye! :)
[Anonymous]
Yeah Trista we pretty much had a good time!!!
well i will talk to you later my love..
love ya
Bailey
[Anonymous]
don't ask me what we are going to do about the concert. because i have no idea. i think my mom is going to las vegas sometime this month but i don't know when.
[Anonymous]
okay why are you sorry?
[Anonymous]
hi
FLOWA POWA.

Have a nice 4th of july!

:)
<3
[Anonymous]
ok i'm sorry dont make fun it it has feelings too. haha
i dont know sometimes i can be a retard.you know that
im on the active list? what? lol

red white and lube!!!
[Anonymous]
lol i've been through all that before, good times. i hope u at least had fun. :)