Joke Time!

by lovemestill
Listening to: Eric Clapton
Feeling: hollow
I believe I've found the single most offensive joke ever. If you have one that you think can touch this, please comment. I love jokes and I'm not a sick fuck. I'm really, really am not. How do you make a five year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear
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lmao nice joke.. n thnx for ur comment its good to let out a good cry but i could never get as low as she can ill just kick her ass=)! lol bye bye ~Ktz~
[Anonymous]
Hi, I'm Johnny Rocket. Ba-zing!!
Cheers.
WHAT?!
I have some good ones, but it's hard to translate from spanish and try to make sense at the same time. I'll try to do that later. Peace.
lmao that's terrible...ly funny hehe.
[Anonymous]
Heard in a hospital:
-Mom, what am I gonna be when I grow up?
-Nothing, because you have cancer.