you were CORRECT it IS a heartagram wristband! You win a lifetime supply of AIR! yargh!

and you were right with the lyrics too, dear me.

You are not feeling nice? why is this? Maybe I can help. Well you know how pants I am at giving help and advice but still! I can try! *rolls around*
One of the Cubans did indeed ahvew an arse-cheek pop out, but they didn't win. And one of the girls had a boob tragedy, I'm told, although I missed that...

Why you feeling shitty?
ma petite chere. I bring to you a rose, with a bug in it. The bug is magic and grants wishes. It is called Jub. :D

I'll run to your house and smuggle you to the HIM gig I'm going to! THAT'S plan! ;)