*break it down*

sooooo a certain BIRTHDAY is coming up. Everyone should come to the haunted house starting Oct 14 at the former Little Mexico Restaurant. 71st and Binford i'm pretty sure. You'll see a sign out front with a dead body (that looks more like an overstuffed vulture) going through the roof. It'll be pretty cool. You'll be scared, dammit. We'll be scared, because it seems that no matter where Ashley goes or who she talks to, some guy ends up liking her, and not just normally liking her. Obsessively liking her. That throat would be so easy to slit when it's up in the air like that.... No jk, he's actually a pretty cool kid. just...desperate...ick. the statue got me hIIIIIIIIIIgh.
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desperate with an easy to slit throat....ewwwwww. @#DU*OOAWEU*DCDJSCIOuwjcdioajdujiljsdck.jsd
hahaha the .jsd at the end makes it seem like some file format. hahahahaha
she has a NO ONE TREATS A PRINCESS LIKE THIS line. and she's an idiot because she trades the dirty magical lamp to jafar (who's dressed in an old guy costume or something) for a shiny new non-magical one.