Do you type really fast? - Yep Does it annoy people who are around you (like in the library?) Never asked Do you/did you like high school? - Sux ass How old are you? - 16 Do you know anyone who has the same birthday as you? if so name them - Nope Favorite pen color - Blue What word do you constantly misspell when typing? - no idea Do you have trees in your yard? - Yep..alot Name one comedian that everyone thinks is funny but you absolutely cannot stand - Donno name one director you hate and tell why - ?? do you like tim burton? - who is that? what annoys you more than anything? - tell me about the weirdest pair of socks you own - they were tye dyed if you woke up tomorrow morning as the opposite sex, what would you do first? - shoot myself did you read fear street books? - nope how about sweet valley high? - no babysitter's club? no the boxcar children? - no goosebumps? - no favorite show on nickelodeon (can be from the late 80's/early 90's when nick was good) - spongebob squarepants did you watch are you afraid of the dark? - yea did zeebo the clown scare you? - whose that? where do you vacation every summer? - different places do you like the beach? - hell yeah do you tan or burn easily? - tan do you make up your own words and lingo? if so tell me about it - sometimes do you eat lots of tv dinners? - no favorite hot pocket flavor - pepperoni if you could make one celebrity magically disappear, who would it be? - donno how is life treating you? - sux do people like you? - umm if they dont, they better tell me what do you think it is that makes the "popular" people popular? - money what do you wear the most: jeans, cords, dickies, khakis, skirts, or shorts? - jeans are you using a pc or mac? - pc do you like chunky peanut butter? - no what amazes you about the opposite sex? - donno are you in love with anyone? - i donno what love is do you like anyone? - yea if so, who - my bf josh why do you like them/why are you in love with them? - He's funny and fun to be around with...like i said...i donno what love is favorite cereal - frosted flakes name a movie that makes you cry - i dont cry over movies what's something you like about the opposite sex, physically, that your friends think is odd? - donno is it true that only the good die young? - uhh i donno if so, are you going to live forever or die soon? - im not a good girl, lol do you live for today? - yea how fast can you run? - not fast favorite band from the 60's/70's - journey have any of your friends had kids as teenagers? - yea did they finish high school? - yea favorite 80's television show - donno were you even born in the 80's? - yea what year? - 1988 have you ever taught a little kid a curse word? - pry if so which one was it? - donno do you think little boys are horrendously ill behaved? - yea have you ever thrown anything at a moving car? if so, what? - yea...cig, cup, trash name a villian in a movie that scared you when you were a kid - donno have you seen the original friday the thirteenth? - yea the original chucky? - yea the original halloween? - no what's your favorite channel? - the news channel, jk...Fuse what do you say when you stub your toe off of the corner of the coffee table? - fuck what's the highest thing you've ever jumped off of and landed unharmed? - house does it snow where you live? -yep if yes, do you go sled riding? - yea have you ever used anything weird, like a frisbee or a trashcan lid, for a sled? - yep...a truck hood how many people do you know who were born in november? - 5 what month has the most people you know born in it? - july do holidays make you festive? - what? magazines you subscribe to - none do you read the supermarket tabloids? - no have you ever smashed somebody's halloween pumpkin? - hahaha...yea ever had yours smashed? - nope do you celebrate christmas? -yea if not, do you still watch "how the grinch stole christmas" when it comes on television? - do you think the grinch movie starring jim carrey was a waste of money? - ever had a hot teacher? - no if yes, did you flirt with him/her? - how do you treat people you are attracted to? (this is not a stupid question; some people are immature and are mean to those they like) - i donno...lol what do you want for your birthday this year? - new car have you ever egged somebody's house? - yep has someone ever egged yours? - nope do we all go a little mad sometimes? - yep what pisses you off more than anything in the world? - nothing really pisses me off...just the lil things build up and then i explode do you still go trick or treating? - no do you believe in santa claus? - no have you ever worked in a supermarket? - no how about a restaurant? - no if yes, do you agree with me when i say that those are the two worst establishments to work in? - what color is your bedspread? - different colors do your eyes change colors? - yea do you believe that we walked on the moon? - sure what's your opinion of the u.s. retaliation in afghanistan? - umm like i give a shit do you live by yourself? - no have you ever gotten a computer virus? - no if so, what was it and how did you get rid of it? - describe your junior high/middle school gym teacher - tall, kinda bald how do you react when someone is talking to you --up in your face-- and they have really bad breath? - tell them to get a tic tac what was your first date like? - donno did you go/are you going to the prom? - not this year if you've already gone, was it good or bad? explain why - do you get uneasy when you see a person of a different color than you walking down the same street as you in the middle of the night? - no if yes, do you think that makes you racist? - are you a vegetarian? - no how about vegan? - wft? if no to both, do you think you could be? - have you ever given up a certain type of food? if so, what was it and why did you do it? - pop and chocolate for lent spit out a random song lyric for me. make sure you tell me the name of the song and who sings it! - did you or did you not? your goddamn right i did! by sugar ray who does the chores around your house? - everyone name one person who annoys you more than anyone else, and tell why - margie, never shuts up what movie could you watch a million times and never get tired of? - any chris farley movies what movie have you watched a million times, and you still laugh at the jokes? - tommy boy what movie do you hope you never see again? - donno have you ever hugged a stuffed animal or pillow and pretended that it was your significant other, or someone you had a crush on, and then someone caught you talking to it, and stroking its soft, fuzzy fur, and laughed at you and told the whole school? - no do you drive? - yea if so, do you like to drive at night or in the day time? - either has anyone ever called you a bitch? - yep has anyone ever called you an asshole? - yep are you a bitch/asshole? - sometimes...lol what's the first thing you do when you get home from school/work? - unlock the door favorite pop tart flavor - chocolate fudge do you play any musical instruments? if so, what? - clarinet, trumpet, drums tell me about the best school-related activity you ever took part in - donno have you ever built a snowman? - yea did you cry when it melted, or when the kid next door knocked its head off with a shovel? - no what's your religion? - catholic do you try to force it on other people? - i dont think i do do you knock on people's doors at 7 a.m. on saturdays, trying to give them a pamphlet and tell them about the lord, or ask random people at the mall if they’ve been saved, yet you think that doesn’t count as forcing religion, you son of a bitch? - no...lol what's the best restaurant you've ever eaten at? - ruby tuesdays have you ever been flipping channels late at night and caught a glimpse of some porn on skinemax? - no if so, did you watch it? don't say no, i know you did - what's the code word or phrase you and your friends use for the word SEX? - umm sex is sex an uncomfortable topic for you? - no what is the one thing in the world that just looking at it makes you vomit, or come close to it? - donno...i can look at pretty sick things and not get grossed out when other people vomit, does it make you sick? - no do your clothes match? - yea what are you wearing right now? - jeans, red and black shirt with blue flip flops did you ever have those fisher price roller skates that go over top of your shoes? - yea..hahaha did you have a bike with a banana seat? - no but that would be kick ass could you ride it? - have you lived in the same house your entire life? - no what’s the weirdest thing you’ve lived next to? - donno who is the ugliest person you’ve ever seen? - ive seen many ugly people...lol do you watch talk shows? - no do you think miss cleo is full of shit? - Yea if not, have you called her and wasted your money, you idiot? - what are your thoughts on keeping animals in captivity? - let them be free what do you think of all the “superstores” that are popping up everywhere? (super walmart, super k-mart, super target)? - umm they are super what do you think of pop music? - i like rap better...so kiss my ass tell me something i don’t know - im gonna go sleep now...lol *~*~*~*Alyssa*~*~*~*