AHHH!! My emoness has prevented me from updating in a whole week! Do you know how many tears of crimson can be cried in a whole week?! Many. Yesterday, I was regaling my sadness and despondency and emo-hottness by watching Much Music. Do you know what came on, my emo patrons?! I shall tell you. It was Billy Talent's Nothing to Lose. LIFELESS JUST LIKE A FUCKING TELEPHONE POURING TEARS OF CRIMSON EMO REGRET AND SADNESS AND DOOM AND DAMNATION AND NO-ONE-LOVES-ME AND KITTENS WHAT THE FUCKFUCKFUCK!!!! Why doesn't Billy Talent shove a telephone up his *deleted because it was too cool for you to read* and SHUT UP! I want real emo music! Like xxxCrymsynFyvexxx, otherwise known as Maroon 5. Well, that's enough ranting about how un-emo the world is, so let's rant about how emo *I* am! Well, the reason I haven't updated in so long is because I was working on the science fair (NOT EMO!) But then again, the chaos theory reminds me of the chaotic order of my blackened hair swirling around my emolicious head as I mousse it to make myself reek of emohotness in all its forms. Ah, how sad my heart of blackness and tears is on this fine day, 2 days before the Evil Feast of St. Valentine's. I will kill kittens in celebration of my sadness, seeing as no one wants to love me because I am just too emo. Oh, dear emo patrons of yore! I heart you ever so much, I can only with that you'd heart me too! 3
HeaRT <3 BLEED
s. alot.T
FOR my kitTENs of
telephonES AN
d!@"$ monkeys
have
ceased
to
BECOME.