EMOxcore. Okay, so I've made a decision. The emo-est name out there is.........(drumroll, please?) MOE. Now here's why. Basically, you can spell emo with Moe. And therefore, if your name is Moe, you are E-mo! Also, this just in, emo authorities have managed to prove that Albert Einstein was emo. His theory of relativity was recently redeciphered. Apparently, the alleged genius had very bad handwriting, and was in truth writing "e=mo squared." Yesterday, I went to a concert. And it was emo to the maxxcore. There was so much choppy black hair that the emoness of my soul didn't know whether to refuse a cigarette on account of my Sxe-ness, or refuse a BEER on account of my Sxe-ness. And so I did both, because the crimson tears of regret and sadness were already pouring down my cheeks, and obscuring the visions of love and caring that I was feeling emanate from the stage, where an emo band was playing. Their black choppy hair styles, lined with bleached blonde in strategically placed locations like the cuts on their thin, frail emo arms led me to believe that in truth, they were emo, like the blackness of my soul had divined in the first place. i was concerti zing when suddenl y my sadness and blackness of my soul overtook my choppyxxxcore hair of woe. and kittens crying tears that would never be drie d!#(%*9177$&!&#*)%*(!* ;