Emus are Emo

I have made an insanely emo conclusion. EMUS ARE EMO! Just think about it. When things aren't going their way, they hide in the sand. Ok, maybe not...but still. If you cut on open, I'm sure it would be bleeding tears of crimson regret and sadness and emo tears of not being able to listen to enough XXXCrymsinxxxFyveXXX. This just in: A new emo trend is to put double i's in screen names instead of x'es! What is with that?! X'es are the most emo that you can get, and therefore should not be replaced by anythiing! And hence, a tribute to x'es, as I wax poetic. Wax and candles are deliiciously emo, by the way. X'es Drawn across my black heart of Blackness and deep dark regret which is EqUaLlY BlAcK )!*&%*!WOE(&!%& surrounds me and envelopes me??!:;'l7!*$&$!&&*! ! 596 Just another emo update, but when I walked into Civics class today, someone had written "Maroon 5 rocks!" on the blackboard. Stupid me, having a temporary lapse and loss of my incipient emo wrote a giant tribute to Marilyn Manson. Oh dear. What was my emo heartness thinking?! I must go mousse my hair in an attempt to make it up to the emo gods. It is time to mosh, my dear emo fellows. Mosh on, and keep on moussing that hair!
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EMU + KiiTTEN = kemo! wait...chemo? k..forget that...
[Anonymous]
hey, moshing kicks arse and you know it emu-lie! haha
omg i saw that! i didnt see your edited marilyn manson thing tho :P btw hey arent i emo? i like marilyn manson! i now declare he is emo, therefore you are actually emo... so there... muahahah
xox
lol emilie, i love you!!!! xoxo ur totally uh....emo? (prob not) friend kyla :p
[Anonymous]
check my diary emilie - kyla
[Anonymous]
aw thanks for the comment Breast, im glad you thought of me! (cough cough) yes comp arts is quite the useless class :|
xox
...Mmkay then.

x3 Alanna