Have you ever wondered what the pH of an emo kid is? Because I know I have. And here at E-Dawg-Corp, that's what we do. We decide the pH of emo kids. And we've decided that the pH of a typical emo kid is 6.98. So they're almost neutral, therefore normal, but they're heartbroken, because they can never get that other tenth of a percent that will make them love, and be loved in return by someone with equally greasy black hair wearing very tight jeans and vintage t-shirts. Oh my. Also, emo kids should really love history of Quebec and Canada. It's all about wars and bloodshed and heartbroken losses of...land. And stuff. But seriously. It's not bloodshed from an emo-kids arm coming from a sharp protractor edge, so go figure, right? And now I should totally pray to the emo goddess that is Amy Lee, and CRIMSONXFIVEXXXXiiXXiiXX< 3 and stuff. emo and sad ness of kitt8i*!(ens. are crying tears of regret and r ainbow s of de ath and DES%(!*%truction of the battle of the pl ayynes of ay-bruh-ham. ;