I gots me some crazy ideas.

Listening to: The Kills
Feeling: ghetto
I got the crazy idea to rip out my left eye and eat it. It was hard to chew and i bled all over the place. Now I got a kick ass pirate patch! I'm kidding. I didn't do it yet. I think that idea is right up there with cutting out my liver, grilling it on the stove, then eating it. I'm pretty sure that you need a liver so I doubt I'll do that one. In other news, I made a new shirt today. I would tell you guys what it says but I trust no one and don't want it stolen, mass produced, then sold at insanely jacked up prices at Hot Topic and getting no credit for it. I hate that place and the wave of pop-punks and emo kids that buy shit from there like it's a religion. All that place does is make people look like idiots. Excuse me, IDIDOTHs! I'll rant more later. I need sleep so my belly will me happy tomarrow.
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you, my friend, are hilarious. i hate that place too. but you ain't gotta be hatin' on emo kids like that. *sticks out tonuge* hey, thank you for commenting. see you on monday.
Lol you are quite funny
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