ughhh, another rancid motel room in an even crapier town, what a life i lead. i guess i'll see whats on TV, of course the cable is out. Ron Popeil please don't fail me now. Yes Ron that is an unbelievable deal. maybe I'll put a quarter in the bed, and relax my cares away, maybe not. Do they even make those kind of beds anymore? I want to go to sleep, but you know how that goes. maybe if i just close my eyes. Oh God, what's that smell? the bathroom smells like the stench of 100 years of stupid sorority girls who had one too many. Maybe it's that fat guy who said, "one for the road honey," this place is killing me. I can't take it anymore I'm going to order some porn. God what have i become? Am i that guy who goes to sleezy motels to masterbate, and cry? Maybe if i just close my eyes. Ahhhhh mannn, some guy was in this bed masterbating and crying. Why can't i just sleep? I wonder what Minerva's doing? She's probably asleep. She's not going to want to talk to me anyway. Oh god, its 4:30, if i go to sleep now i can still get 4 hrs sleep in I'll be allright with that. I wonder what color that is? Is that ege shell white? What is the difference? what's with this freakin lump? I'm just gonna close my eyes. "Wake up fucker,it's 9 o'clock. What are you a fucking candy ass?" Ok lets go. "Man your room stinks, did you at least leave a quarter."