Listening to: i give you no advice
Feeling: delicious
funny thing happened to me, well its not really that funny but, i can laugh at myself and anyone else should too. so i'm driving down the road minding my own business when BANG! yep i blew a tire. now i know what you're thinking that's not that bad, it happens to everyone. well this is how stupid i am, this car is a little over 40 years old and i have left the top at home. i of course have 20 in. tires because you know i have to be cool, and i only bought 4 because i'm such a cheepskate. now i dont want to leave the thing on the side of the road because i have several hundred dollars worth of cd's and crap in it. i will never leave my home without my phone again. so what can i do? i take the tire off and start walking carrying the tire down the freeway, well after about ten seconds im sort rolling it. i'm just about to jump into the creek when this kind mexican family picks me up. there's about 8 people already in this van but they scooch and let me in anyway. they start driving back to the town, and all i can think about is wow they really talk like that 24/7 well isn't that something. lame story short i got to town called a tow truck and some ass stole a bunch of stuff from my car. "America what a country"
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