My IQ is 111... out of 6 hundred billion or 6x10^115

by freewayends
Your IQ score is 111 This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others. Your Intellectual Type is Inspired Inventor. This means you've got exceptional verbal and mathematical skills, and are very good at brainstorming new ideas. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results. AHHH THEY KNOW TOO MUCH...
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Hey Matthew (edited) Johnson!

That was one great survey. Sorry you didn't like it. You didn't have to take it, you know?

Some of those things were really nice, but... uh... some parts were rated more than PG...

But that's alrighty... I'll let it slip this time...

It was really funny, too. Good times...

Well, I will talk to you soon. You are at work now, though... So I guess I will talk to you not soon...

Bye.

♥ Sarah
[Anonymous]
all the lolitas are in germantown
Matty, your IQ is higher than that.



Why you try to look like a fool, huh, punk?

J/K

Okay.... I'm still sick.

I don't want to drink tea and honey, so I'm just going to be sick for a long time, I guess...

That's too bad.


And I'm not going to numb my throat.... So that is out of the question, sorry.

Alright... Have a great day.


I ♥ YOU!

Sare Bear
[Anonymous]
Even though you made me sad,
You will always be my favorite lad.
And sometimes when you make me mad,
I think of all the good times we've had.

I hope we work things out real soon
It's hard not to talk to you
and eat top ramen with a spoon

That did not make any sense, but Matty, be my friend again!

Puh-lease!


♥ Sarah
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It is kinda hard to slap someone to death, isn't it?!

~Sarah~
I was listening to Jeff Foxworthy, and he was like "Rednecks are attracted to shiny things. UFO's, beer cans, fishing hooks. And you know what? The Rednecks are the ones who see the UFO's and they are using fishin hooks and holding beer cans, so I guess there's a connection." And it reminded me of Dane Cook because he said connection kinda like Dane Cook said it. "Maybe there's some kind of CONNECTION..."

I dont know. Just wanted to share that
You took my survey, so can I take that IQ test? Where'dya get it from? Huh?
You can take that coffee thing off your diary if you want. I won't be offended. It wont hurt my feelings. I don't even know if you wanted it up there in the first place, but you can remove it. I just noticed that it ws up there just now. I was like when did Matt put this up here? Then I remembered that... yeah... I remember now. Good times...
Hey Matt. I need some help. I need the name and title of a song. You are the first person I have come to, with your new million song gadget thing. The song saver. The thing my sister has that is not as good as yours. IPOD or MP3 player or whatever.

K, the lyrics are like...



Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Don't ya?

I'm (something something I don't remember...) and I'm fine
I ain't lyin
Look at me
You ain't blind
And just to let you know, I did not say a bad word. I said assinated. I just told you what the guy wrote, okay? It was supposed to ba assasinated, but he messed up, and yeah it was funny, but I did not say a bad word. It was just spelled wrong. Finally I get that all cleared up! I was worried that I was being bad, when I really wasn't. No way. Just a mispelled word. That's all... Nothing bad about that. Nothing at all. Got it? K. Good thing...
lmao.
i think if i took that
i wouldnt even get an IQ score
:-/
[Anonymous]