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It's weird writing in here agian. I haven't been on SitDiary for a while. I guess it reminded me too much of Matt. But he never goes on anymore. And since he decided to completely lose touch with me, I've been able to totally get over him. People really surprise me... I have to see the new Therapist tomorrow. The appointment is at 7:30. I don't want to go because she is an Eating Disorder specialist and those people always find something wrong with me. But I'm just going to keep my head up and just freakin go.
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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot Who calls you back when you hang up on him Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats Who holds your hand in front of his friends Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
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1) We have molar teeth to masticate food, to chew; we do not have canines to rip flesh as carnivores do. 2) Our saliva contains Alpha-Amylase, an enzyme that digests plant foods, which is not found in the saliva of carnivores. 3) Meats putrefy much faster than vegetables, so carnivores have intestines that are only 3 times body length. Harbivores have 10 to 12 times body length, as do humans. 4) The concentration of the stomach acids of carnivores is 20 times that of herbivores and humans, it takes less acid to digest vegetables and fruits. 5) We do not have claws to tear and rip flesh, our hands with the opposing thumb is more suited for harvesting fruits and vegetables. 6) Carnivores have a great capacity to rid themselves of cholesterol. Humans do not. 7) Carnivores lap up water and pant to get rid of body heat. Humans sip water and perspire through skin pores. ***Vegetables, fruits and grains are rich in fiber and nutrients, but instead of eating them we feed them to the animals and then instead ingest fats and cholesterol from the animals. Where is the logic?*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Poor animals! How jealously they guard their pathetic bodies . . . that which to us is merely an evening's meal, but to them is life itself." ~T. Casey Brennan "The beef industry has contributed to more American deaths than all the wars of this century, all natural disasters, and all automobile accidents combined. If beef is your idea of "real food for real people" you'd better live real close to a real good hospital." ~Neal Barnard, M.D. "People often say that humans have always eaten animals, as if this is a justification for continuing the practice. According to this logic, we should not try to prevent people from murdering other people, since this has also been done since the earliest of times." ~Isaac Bashevis Singer "Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: 'Because the animals are like us.' Ask the experimenters why it is morally OK to experiment on animals, and the answer is: 'Because the animals are not like us.' Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction." ~Professor Charles R. Magel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just because it is accepted by society, doesn't make it right. -Having black slaves was accepted, but it isn't right. -The extermination of millions of Jews was accepted, but it isn't right -Women were treated uneaqually, and less of people than men, but it isn't right. Morally, these things were and still are wrong. People realized that it was unfair and unethical. It's about time people realized that slaughtering, eating, testing, and wearing animals as coats is wrong.
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Fake Computer Viruses # 4

NIKE VIRUS - Just does it. O.J. SIMPSON VIRUS v 2.0 (Often accompanied by the Johnny Cochran Virus.) – You know it's guilty of trashing your system, but you just can't prove it. Every time you try to search for a file, it runs "Pro Golf Tour 2000" instead. PBS VIRUS - Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for a tax deductible contribution. POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS v 1.0 - Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." POPE JOHN PAUL VIRUS - Deletes all your dirty files and blesses the rest. Public Transportation Virus - Makes your browser stop at every website. REGIS PHILBIN VIRUS - Will not complete display of algorithm results until CPU confirms that's its final answer. STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
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Fake Computer Viruses # 3

JERRY SPRINGER VIRUS- Appears on your screen and says it has something to tell you and you may not like it. JESSE JACKSON VIRUS- warns you repeatedly not to reproduce illegitimate files, but meanwhile, it's reproducing illegitimate files in the background. And if you don't have a color monitor displaying 32-bit true color, it floods your screen with icons and threatens to shut down your computer. JIMINY CRICKET VIRUS- Changes your Zip disk into a Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah disk. LAPD VIRUS - It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense." MAFIA VIRUS - You don't want it, but you're afraid to get rid of it. MARTHA STEWART VIRUS - Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop. MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS v 1.0 - Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. MOM VIRUS- Places a phone call to your mother every time you click on an adult website. MONICA LEWINSKI Virus v 1.0 - It sucks the juice out of your system, but only affects laptops. Then, it emails everyone about what it did. This later activates the Independent Counsel virus. NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS - Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
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Fake Computer Viruses # 2

ELVIS VIRUS- Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy and then self-destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America. GEORGE W. BUSH VIRUS v 1.0 - Doesn't do anything, but you can't get rid of it until November. GEORGE W. BUSH VIRUS v 2.0 - Tells you it's going to eliminate all other viruses from your computer but that it may take a long time. Then it actually does scan your computer and eliminate viruses. It also scans for Programs of Mass Destruction (PMD), which are programs that destroy a lot of files if they are run. PMDs may be caused by a number of other viruses, such as the Saddam Hussein virus. The only problems with the George Bush virus are that it uses up a lot of your computer's resources while it's scanning, it never seems to find any PMDs, and it keeps switching the background color on your computer screen back and forth between yellow and orange. GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS - Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. HEALTH CARE VIRUS - Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500. HURRICANE VIRUS - It blows away all your files, then tells you the government will help you rebuild them. IRS AUDIT VIRUS - It comes in with very little warning, digs through all your files then sells all your worldly possessions on Ebay, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. It doubles the files on your hard drive while it states it is decreasing the number of files, increases the cost of your computer, taxes its CPU to maximum capacity, and then uses Quicken to access your bank accounts and deplete your balances.
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Fake Computer Viruses

AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. AL GORE VIRUS - Claims that it is the Internet. Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. BILL CLINTON VIRUS v 1.0 - It has a six inch hard drive and no memory. Freezes entire system due to unresolved memory conflicts. BIN LADEN (aka AL QAEDA) VIRUS - displays threatening messages and spawns numerous smaller viruses that periodically destroy files. The Bin Laden virus and its spawned viruses are being seen less and less frequently and may be becoming extinct due to the spread of the George W. Bush virus. CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 1.0 - It runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything. CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 2.0 - Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem. COUCH POTATO VIRUS - Just sits there, eating chips all day. DOLLY PARTON VIRUS - It sounds pretty good, but you'd swear your monitor looks larger and have more knobs than it used to. DEFLATE.COM removes it. ELLEN DEGENERES Virus v 2.0 - Disks can no longer be inserted.
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Dumb... Part 2

Stupid people with their stupid words... "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door." -Anonymous "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach "Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there?" - Driver school applicant "The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower "If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota. "Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player
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Dumb

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President "A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money." - Everett Dirksen, Congressman "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-but I don't always agree with them." - George Bush, former U.S. President "I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife." - Mike Greenwell, Baseball player "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables
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