Emo- Douche bag who cuts his hair funny and has eyeliner tears, and who writes messages in his skin. Jock- Douche bag who thinks that he is cool so he drinks with all his buddies and fucks little girls, because he is cool. Prep- Douche bag in Polo shirts who is better than everyone else. Stoner- Douche bag with no friends. Me- Douche Bag! who is friends with everyone.