Why can't I just meet someone normal? What the fuck is wrong with me? I CAN'T EVEN WRITE ANYMORE! I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM! I WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT! I HATE HALF OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW trying to narrow down your fate according to a first name shouldn't be considered normal, but here I am, kicked off, back on, blah blah fucking blah. I'm about to bust.