This whole page is dedicated to Rachel and her total fucking-uppy-ness. At the disco last nite she was totaly pissed out her head. Everyone hates her, so this probably wasnt the best of ideas. Holly slapped her. Fiona April n Gemma poured coke over her..And all she could say is "I LIEK COKE" In her feeble little cunt of a English accent. I jammed her in between the door of the disabled toilet because she would not leave me or Holly the fuck alone. And other things. So all i have to say is Rachel, You twat head. ---------- *UPDATE* Hehehe my mum n dad are so funny together.. We were talking about goin to a friends house "Am no goin" - dad "Your goin if i have to drag you by the balls" - mum "Thats it i am getting the hover out" -dad "If you get it out your getting in it" - mum .... "Your fucking brain is de-funked, you were comotised in a room" - mum "Shiney,shiney,shiney nose. shiney forhead shiney shiney shiney you fucking oily twat. You know fuck all! You just go along with your daft oily squeaky head" - mum (Mum reading what all the xmas cards we got and slagging of dads feeble one) Mum: ITS LIKE A FUCKIN TIMEBOMB IN YOUR HEAD U CANT REMEMBER WHAT YOU WROTE IN THE CARD! Look how shabby it is. "merry christmas" all the others said "to a special daughter, neice to a very special person (etc) to a special couple, Wait that should say special fucking loonatics.At least theres a diference of mine and your cards, not height or anything..Mine has beautiful words." dad: I think my cards the best out the fuckin lot. Mum: It does have a farmiliar fuckin face on it doesnt it (looking at the snow man with a red nose ..My dads got a red nose..Lol)