Listening to: Stan- Eminem
Feeling: bloated
Kaitlyn is here beside me. Travis tried to get in both of our panties but it didnt work because we knew that he was a just a slut. He asked both of us if we wanted to do it but he's only 15. At least he's all growed up!1!!1111! I'm going to shoot him with my knife. The other day fat Katie Hanson called us bitches and all those mother fucking preps. So I screamed SLUTS!1!!!!!! We will kill them at sundown. They better be prepared with their makeup and curling irons. I will stab them with my gun. Stupid bitches. Kaitlyn gets drunk really easily and she had a cap full of rye and took a shower with her clothes on. I went on the computer so her and Travis could get it on but I guess it never happened all they did was make out and fondle. Well that's what she's telling me anyways. I made out and fondled him too. We share guys, we wanted to triple kiss but I kept laughing so that never went on. We licked his nipples and he cried like a little bitch with his balls cut off.
We saw Sean at the school the other day and he looks really gay, he dyed his goatee black. He looks so HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a fucking metrosexual. Like what does he think he is?? He parties with little kids now, I guess he likes little kids since he's going out with that whore Alecia whatshername. I really want her to get hit by a bus. That might improve her looks and confidence. Sean is a faggot, and she is the most stupid person I have ever met on the internet. HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH they met on the internet. They deserve to be together. Like what guy goes out with some whore he meets on his brother's msn???? I want him to get beat up. Travis should beat him up. But he's a pussy. Anyways we have to go make exlax cookies for the Retard Ranch. Toodles ladies!!1!11!
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