today, i got my licence ive been waiting about a year to get it so i was really excited. when my father came home today the first thing he says after i tell him is "how many did you get wrong" i say "i got 9 wrong...but you were allowed to get 15" he says "so that's your approach in life, isnt it?" yeah, dad -- im the fuck up that you always wanted. i do nothing but fuck up forget the fact that i passed -- i DELIBERATELY tried to get 9 wrong on my test just to piss you off. no, i didnt try my best at all. so THAT'S why they gave me the licence