Emo tears of blood red and sadness abound on my blood-stained pillow of CrymsinXXXFYVE and I am more emo than I have ever been. The unfortunate thing is that I saw someone more emo than me on the bus! OH NO! Amy Lee must be notified. This insanely emo individual was robed in ripped, faded jeans and had a BLAZER on. It was teal, the exact opposite of the color of crimson sadness, which is actually very emo given the whole counter-culture thing. AHHH. This person (a man) was also draped...I mean, had draped over his emo shoulders: A MAN PURSE. The end. EMO.