Emo emo emo, cha cha cha, EMO! That was obviously to the tune of the Charmin commercial, as if you couldn't tell. Okay. So hockey is actually really emo. Because there are different levels, and the more letters you have, the higher up you are: like A, AA and AAA. So what about AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACRIMSONTEARSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? I mean, wouldn't that technically be the highest level evaaaarr? It would seem so. Gosh, my emo hair is just so greasy and black that I can barely even shake it about as I slowly rock my head back and forth to the emotionally trying sounds of Ben Folds Five. Yes, balding men in their 40's really know how it is to be a young teen suffering through the vagaries of boyfriends and death and kittens and ACNE! Oh the scars on my face rival tho se on my HE art of broken crying emo tears of CRIMSONajhkajhja or crymsin55555 woe and sad ness of the loch ness filled with drowning kitt ens of de ath *%&(!!! ### ;<3<3