The Backstreet Boys are emo. I have come to that insanely emo conclusion while watching "Incompleeeeeeeeeeeete". The emoliciality of that video, combined with the insanely emo-ness-ness of their BADLY TRIMMED BEARDS was enough to make me want to dye my black hair blacker, and render it even emo-er, by chopping it up a la Billy (absence of) Talent. Oh, BT, my gods of emo-love and desire of all things black and kitten like. You know who else is actually really emo? Eva Braun! Like...what's up with that? She makes me want to mosh to the strains of Arcade Fire, or possibly even The Bravery.