If you have any answers to any of these questions PLEASE feel free to let me know!! lol Hope you enjoy! •Can a unborn baby fart or burp? •If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? •When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God? •Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. •How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? •Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? •Whats a question with no answer called? •"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?" •What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes? •Do stairs go up or down? •Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? •Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? •Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? •Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? •Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? •Can you get cornered in a round room? •Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? •Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? •Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" •Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’ •Can mute people burp? •Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths •If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in? •Why isn’t the Q or the Z included on the phone •Why is Bra singular and Panties plural? •Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? •what does the K in K-mart actually stand for? •How do you handcuff a one-armed man? •Why is it called football when you hardly use your feet? •Does a postman deliver his own mail?