100 reasons to tell that you're in the marching band.
You know you're a band geek when...
1. The only thing you can talk about is band…
2. You always seem to be saying “I can’t I have band Practice†(or contest or game you can substitute)
3. When you’re walking down the hall you seem to always be watching people and see who is in step.
4. You always fall in love with band members.
5. You are always time consumed with band.
6. Band Comes first as always…
7. One time at band camp…
8. All the freaky little band geeks always seem to like you but you don’t like them and it gets really frustrating and the cool band people (don’t wanna say geeks heh) won’t talk to you because your to busy talking to the small geek band geeks. GAH!!!!
9. The cool band people are the only ones you actually like.
10. You are always trying to improve in everything you do.
11. Your friends wonder what the heck you have when you are looking at your drill book.
12. When you get in the car you put on your band CD and practice all your fingerings to the songs.
13. You call your instruments names.
14. You call your instrument your baby and want to love it forever.
15. You drop your instrument and say that you murdered it because there is a huge dent in the side.
16. You find the beat to any song you hear and start conducting to it.
17. While you are waiting in line you find yourself practicing turns moves and marching.
18. You get your whole section into this fight about a stupid valve cap.
19. You try to teach everyone around you how to march.
20. You try to teach people how to read your drill book.
21. You get your hands on any kind of instrument you can get your hands on and play it.
22. You march around your house looking like a complete idiot.
23. You have your favorite music store that you go to.
24. You have private lessons.
25. You think you want to be a music director when you’re older.
26. You do the craziest things just so you can be accepted by the band.
27. The marching show is always stuck in your head.
28. You wear your band shirt to school.
29. You spend all spare time in the band room (at school of course)
30. You think 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. all the time
31. You think Left Right Left Right all the time
32. You roll your feet going down the band hall.
33. On the first day of school the only room you know positively is the band room.
34. You write a song about how hard marching band is.
35. You actually get band jokes and even make some of your own.
36. You enjoy putting on your uniform and looking at yourself in the mirror.
37. You call yourself Mad sexy in your uniform.
38. You start to wear you Uniform blue tie with normal clothes to get affect.
39. You think your section leader has an evil plot against you.
40. You have been hit by one of the guard members.
41. You tell yourself not to go and start marching the show on the field when your on the track in gym.
42. You try to think of a computer or any other kind of game system that you could make a marching game for.
43. You start a Band Club.
44. You create a blog for band.
45. You go to chat rooms to find anyone who’s in the band.
46. You only watch foot ball on tv if there is a marching band playing.
47. You hug your instrument.
48. You care about your instrument more than you care about yourself.
49. You dance around your house improvising some weird stuff on different instruments.
50. You can play the theme from LOTR on your penny whistle.
51. Your CD case is practically full of band CDs.
52. You and your stand partner always seem to fight over who’s hat stays on the stand.
53. You think band is all powerful.
54. You make band people on your Sims game.
55. You always look to see if there are new band pictures posted.
56. You’ve been run over by a drumline member.
57. You ask is it DA approved?
58. You play your instrument along with your favorite CDs (non band related).
59. You find weird noises on your instruments.
60. You spend your spare time polishing your instrument.
61. You begin tossing your part and your friends join in singing their part.
62. You draw pictures of instruments.
63. Brass players are the best kissers is your motto.
64. Your parents always ask you how band was.
65. You spend your lunch period practicing in the band room.
66. You think your instrument can communicate telepathically with you.
67. You get mad at your instrument if you can’t play something.
68. You wear your band shirt outside of school.
69. When someone asks you if you are going to the football game you respond with “I have to goâ€
70. You finger your fingerings on your pencil.
71. When you are on the track in gym you decide you will march instead of run.
72. You go on e-bay and try to find a shirt with your instrument on it.
73. You can distinguish the crappy brands on the internet from the better brands.
74. You search around for band jewelry (or in guys case band stuff).
75. You buddy icons is band related.
76. You not offended when you are called a band geek.
77. You get band icons on your year book.
78. Every time you go to music stores you end up buying another piece of music.
79. You have fallen at least once while marching.
80. When you’re going down the hall you always see people in the band.
81. You print pictures of the new instrument that you are getting off the Internet and show it to your friends.
82. You are offended when someone doesn’t know the name of your instrument.
83. You have blisters on your hands from carrying your instrument.
84. You bring your instrument on vacation.
85. You have to wake up super early to go to band practice in the morning.
86. You scream when someone hurts your instrument.
87. You have a room in your house called the music room.
88. You’d rather go on a band trip then on a vacation with your parents.
89. You know the name of your instrument in different languages.
90. You’ve taken band for at least 4 years.
91. Your friendships always know when you have gotten a part in music or marching.
92. You study your drill book.
93. If they don’t like band they aren’t your friend.
94. You have a picture of your instrument hanging in your room.
95. Your room is full of music and band books lying on the ground.
96. Your parents can talk for hours about band with other parents.
97. You always feel very competitive.
98. You have a video of the show.
99. You think where your supposed to go every time you hear the music.
100. You think of 99 reasons of how to tell your in the band
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