procrastinatorially

Feeling: petrified
i love jared leto, and he's actually quite talented..hes the lead singer of 30 seconds to mars and its pretty sweet. im majorly procrastinating studying for my math test. i think when it comes down to it, every time i get a good grade on something i figure i dont have to study for that class anymore and i end up fucking myself over sideways. but like totally, whatevs..cuz im getting sushi in a few minutes and i just spent the last 2 hours reading the most trashy nonsense ever. gossip girl. i like to think im above such garbage, but i am not. although i will say that the author is so unbelievably ridiculous and im proud of myself for not giving into the fucking SYSTEM and wishing i actually lived in that world. i lie, i do wish i did. cuz its awesome and the boys and girls are hot. i dont think ugly people are even mentioned in the series. everyone is hot. 'vanessa took her razor and shaved her head again. she applied her black lipstick, pulled on the same black pants she wore every day that were too tight around her slightly protruding stomach and stepped into her ragged old black doc martens. across the room some random idiot thought she was hot." im such a fucking awesome writer. yesterday we had a boob party. no it was friday. it turned slightly htg which is fine by me cuz theys my homies. and i took lots of pictures of boobs ranging from amish to slightly nassssty (coughschencough)...pictures to be put online shortly...and some people may come to school with mysterious red spots on their neck area tomorrow...hm. it was fun for all..especially those who were able to acheive massive multiple orgasms from my massage chair. slightly disturbing. AND SOME PEOPLE GOT INTO EMERSON AND I AM OH SO VERY PROUD OF THEM BUT SUGGEST WAITING FOR THE NYU ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO COME IN SO THAT I CAN VISIT AND WE CAN BE MERRY. and my cousin got into harvard. cheers!
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nif if u put up that pic of my boob i will have to bomb ur house and eat ur bird. ok thats all <3chef
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