since my day has turned out to be more than shitty, i think i should get back some fucking good KARMA and make you guys happy. im not good at story-telling so dont expect much. but here's what i'll tell you. imagine youre a skinny 20 year old blonde chick, you have a little son who's a little over either one or 2 years old, you live with you parents cuz yo baby's daddy was a cheap ass bum and couldnt care less. so youre sitting on the sofa one quiet friday night with you parents, watching the sound of music, or porn or whatever, and all of a sudden, water pours out of your vagina. wouldnt you be a bit confused? ok, so your water broke..but why? youve been getting your period until about a month ago, when you began to move and things started to get really stressful. youve felt a little bigger, but youre still skinny as a twig and your clothes fit fine. well, you go on down to the local hos=pit-ul and your doctor tells you that there is a fucking 7 pound baby in the back of your body waiting to come out of your hole. this baby has been there for the last 9 months and you had absolutely NO FUCKING CLUE. the baby's fine and youre still confused. true story, it happened to my mom's aunt's neighbor. i saw her a few months ago with her stupid son who still cant walk properly, and she was 5 and a half months pregnant. hem. im in the twilight zone. ok well thats a story for you. anyway, i saw 'kids' today. what a fucked up movie. i loved it. telly is shit ugly but hes a fuckin pimp so i give him mad nigga props. im black. wut wut. i still wanna bang the SHITTTTTTT out of joseph gordon-levitt and you will too after you've seen 'mysterious skin.' ive decided on having a disturbing movie marathon soon. just with myself, most likely, but itll still be lots of fun. my mom also told me that i got tested for HIV when i was 6. another story for another time.