Mercury Faggot

Feeling: shy
So yesterday was totally weird I went to school got to 5th bla bla went to lunch. Thats where the "fun" started. Here is a detailed account of what "fun" involver: -Sitting down to lunch to eat my ice cream. -Having Sam point out to me that all the doors were closing. -Freaking out cause I had to pee like a mofo -Hearing rumors that there was a "spill" -Hearing rumors that it was a chemical spill -Hearing rumors that it was a mercury spill -hearing rumors that we were in level 1 lockdown -having to pee freakin bad -realizing lunch ends at 1:15 and the time was 1:45 -wondering if we get to miss all of 6th -realizing we were going to miss all of 6th... and 7th -HAVING THEM TELL US WE MIGHT BE THERE UNTIL 6 OR 7! -Played Hangman with Mandy till we ran out of paper (didn't prepare to be locked in the lunchroom for 4 hours, stupid me) -Played "A my name is Ashley my husbands name is arnold we live in Alabama and we sell apples" 50 thousand times -Played "I'm going to Italy and bringing ..." 500 times -tried to use my cell phone, it didn't work -tried to use maddies cell phone, it didnt work -tried to use Sam's cell phone, it didnt work... etc -no ones cell phones were working -Were told we would be dismissed table by table then checked for Mercury -My table started making silly faces at Mr. Dyk untill he picked us (score) -by then its 4:30 and we are supposed to get out of school by 3:10 -we stand in line for 15 minutes waiting to be checked -checked, mercury free is the way to be -have to go to the restrooms behing the stadium(eww) -sit in the stadium till 5:13 - at 5:13 they announce people with rides home can leave -I couldn't find my brother so I ask mandy for a ride -I steal maddies phone and keep pressing call until I get my mom and tell her I'm going to Mandy's -at 5:30 we get to Mandy's -hang out whoo hoo I go home at 8 and find out there are still kids locked in the school. g wing poor little kids -at 10, on the news they tell us no school today. -so I just woke up and I don't have to go to school muthaf*****!!!!!!!
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Heh i was starting to wounder where you were.. How are you
Heh.. Word.... Man ive missed you
wait till you get to 11th
thats the kind of shit people only dream about. youre so damn lucky.