reasons i may punch you in the face

contrar to popular belief i'm not actually an angry person, that being said, if you step out of line, you're likely to be hit in the head with something hard, like my fist. if you were talking to me one moment and regain consciousness a while later thinking that you were only talking to me a moment ago, you may have said any of the following: "you seem to be an angry person" "i'm female AND asian and i can drive just fine"- no, you can't "hip hop does not suck" "bro auu G yous got sum munnee for da bus auu"- yes, I have money for MY bus, go get a job you lazy shit "i dont like corollas"- this one you'll get hooked twice "i just bought a new SUV"-may or may not be accompainied by my keying the said SUV "i dont know how you can eat meat.. it's gross"- i might be kind and not puch you, instead invite you to my house for dinner,i'll cook steak, you can chew my lawn. "females deserve equal rights"- fine: i'd punch any guy who was protesting about something i disagree'd with, you want to be treated equally, so be it. "george bush rocks/rules/doesnt suck balls/is cool"- i'll throw my morals aside and kick you in the crotch, regardless. "i'm old enough to do what the fuck i want"( anyone under 18)- no, you're not. sit down or take it in the face. "what you looking at?"- it probably wasnt you, now it is. and now you're unconscious. "everyone deserves a second chance"- except you, this was your first and last. "blame al Quaeda"- yeah sure. uhh you know there is more than one group of terrorists in the world dont ya? most of them wear US army badges.... sidenote: terrorist adj : characteristic of someone who employs terrorism (especially as a political weapon); often uses religion as a cover for terrorist activities terrorism n : the calculated use of violence (or threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious quick review: democracy is a political regime, america wants to bring said democracy to iraq. america used their military to enforce this military personell generally plan to use violence to achieve goals. fun facts: US troops have killed more than FOUR times as many civilians as militia US has admitted to DOUBLING malnutrition and poverty in iraq since ousting that evil guy saddam while i pay 1.35/litre for my petrol, americans get it for a mere 89c/litre. i think aotearoa should invade iran before america does, so we have a good supply of oil and i can afford to drive my car. end sidenote okay, now i'm pissed at US. i shant continiue. anyway, my day was neat, i ran up and down our 6 storey silo about 10 times, carrying various heavy tools and equipment. good exercise. it was a rather crisp morning. i love the cold. I'M GOING SNOWBOARDING.. DIT DA DOO... excellence. and sinch and toadies and pixies and killers and tool rock. R0bbya-1903|150405
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The title to your entry made me laugh. Thanks.

I'd probably punch somebody too if they said:
"george bush rocks/rules/doesnt suck balls/is cool"

-V
Oh! And im coming SNOWBOARDING!!!

=)

Damsel.
[Anonymous]
Hey
I got ya mail, funny shit...I read it until I fell asleep, was good though.

I've been busy, hardly been on.
We're moving.
I'm also going to oz.

I did my speech on Bush last year.
Compared him to a tic-tac.
Guess who won.

hello! whats up w/ you? that really sux that we got off to a bad start you know what i mean? yeah well anywayz just thought i would drop a note and say hello and yeah well gots ta go. talk to ya latter. much peace ashley
[Anonymous]
Why r u so rude to me and SuperSalter, we didn't do anything but be nice to you!
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