have i mentioned that i find it odd, and a touch inapproprate that "suicidal" is not on the list of emotions? //please bleed, so i know that you are real, so i know that you can feel, the dammage that you've done, who have i become, to myself i am numb// - harper, obviously. i'm not suicidal. i'm bored. i'm at home with nothing to do. i'm a builder. when it doesn't rain =p no, i'm actually a builder all the time, i just do less work when it rains. worst stormings in 40 years they reckon. also the surveyors put the driveway in the wrong place, and now we have 6 houses in the wrong place. not conducive. not conducive at all. ingarisu. that's english. in japanese, obviously. i have my own version of the crap that they manage to pass off as language. (english, obviously) so if my grammer doesnt make sense, go fuck yourself. Here is a STATEMENT OF FACT: Men are better than women. my woman keeps arguing about this. it's kind of irrelevant, because you can't argue with fact. what she did do was prove young Mr. Masterson (see more below) entirely right, as when presented with his publishings she immediately1) blamed some failed relationship, or association with a woman in his past 2) denied it, arguing, without thought or reason (the only way women ever talk *cough*argue*cough*) and then when presented with more fact: that men are on average 5 IQ points smarter, she argues more! not that she knows what she's talking about. i showed her the website (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/4183166.stm) oh. oh what was that? yeh. tha's right. how bout a nice hot cup of shut the hell up. some awesome classic awesomeness from Mr. Masterson (please no lawsuits, that's not manly) also, while i find all of these hilarious, i dont necessarily agree. but mostly i do. --If there’s nothing to complain about, then a woman just might as well throw herself into traffic because she sure as hell can’t be productive like a man can. Look at it this way, when do you put new batteries in your smoke detector? After a fire of course. Women are the smoke detectors of life. When you’re already choking on burning timber, it’s their job to tell you so in the most obnoxious way possible. --Do women have a place in the marines? Jesus Fuck, no! Women have no place in anything where incompetence doesn’t equal results. --The point is, in addition to being loud-mouthed and lazy, today’s modern woman doesn’t know how to compensate for her shortcomings in marriage by shelling out any respect. Women also have opinions these days instead of chores. --I wonder that, but women don’t. They just keep cramming donuts and bear claws into their gaping maws like no one’s making any more, and somehow they manage to fill their air with their braying and jaw-jacking while doing so. --That’s also why women love safety belts so much. Safety belts are dangerous just like guns aren’t. They make women drive like chimpanzees on speed with absolutely no regard for anyone’s personal safety. Have you ever seen a woman drive without a safety belt? No. And you’ve never seen a woman drive worth a shit. i'll finish this cos i'm bored with it. my responses to the following, in ialics. (src: http://peoplerelationships.syl.com/battleofsexes/differences) - Men grasp a situation as a whole and think globally, while women think locally, relying on details and nuances. nuance? nuicance. women are finnicky and fussy where details do not matter. not that my woman actually pays that much attention to details - Men are builders and creators. They take risks and experiment, while women select the most valuable knowledge and pass it over to the next generation. women select? women knowledge? the only thing women know is what men have discovered. because men discovered everything. and women dont pass on shit, i learned everything from 1) male teachers 2) male relatives - Men are more independent in their thoughts and actions, while women are more willing to follow the ideas suggested by others. =men possess the capacity to think, women are sheep. - Women’s self-appraisal is lower than that of men. Women tend to criticize themselves, while men are more satisfied with their own performance. women have little to praise themselves for, they do fuckall, and if they do do something right you can bet your ass a man will point it out. - Men and women have different sources of satisfaction. For men it’s career and prosperity, while women value family and kids. women suck at dealing with children. i wont even start this. they can't or don't discipline them. - Men have a pronounced need to fulfill their goals, and women rank relationships with others first. two completely seperate statements trans: men get things done, women fuck around worrying about what who thinks of them and not actually accomplishing anything - Men get sick twice as often as women, although women tend to be more concerned about their health. i dont get this. because i get ill all of once every two or three years. but it does show that women worry about shit that they shouldn't - Women endure pain and monotonous work better than men. correction: women are painful and monotonous work to men. and no. women can't handle pain for shit. and that's that. _Ra 1420|300708