summerlikeschool
bah
she was in the city with wesley and ben without me.
bah.
can.t torture them w/o me!
u didnt even ask wes to "guess what?"!
that guy from the man show was on kelly&®egis this morning.
one time he o.d.ed on tylenol..
the sweet coating sucked him in
..well there must be something im missing here.. because my tylenol does not have any hint of a sweetness anywhere.
Where have all the sugar-coated- meds gone?
where have all the flowers gone?
to the democratic convention!
in boston!
with the ewwy red sox!
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Dear Kelly
I am glad to hear that you are interested in learning more about the University of Rochester.
We have a lot to offer our students and, blah blah blah...
I look forward to corresponding with you throughout your college search annd encourage you to contact us if we may offer any assistance.
Sincerely
Director of Admissions
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y the hell would i want to go to rochester?
he didn.t even try to sell the school to me. he thinks im so destined to go there? try a little harder man! and dont send an application. i never asked for one. im lookin for other things in my mailbox, thank you.
your strong point, mr. rochester? i think you.ve got to be the only college that sent mail on a watermarked paper. how official looking!
and the reason is youuuuuuuuuuuuuu
the reason i frisbee.d my friends new cd
the reason my stereos gone
the reason i blew up mtv
and the reason is yoooouuuuuuuuu..
you stupid god-forsaken song
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
premade!
wrapped!
and freezable!
welcome to the 21st century!
i am eternally indebted to Mrs.Fagin for introducing me to this life-sustaining craze that shall overflow my dorm refrigerator
ha! bushs master plan!
y not ship jobs out of the country?
theres no one here to take em
theyr all goin to war!
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