First of all, i would like to start off by saying I'm absolutely convinced Im not from planet earth. Being said that, i think i was dropped off at my parents house at the age of 3 by the queen of Planet Didaoudfhg (its a little hard to pronounce). I was a special agent delivered to earth to fight evil . (all types) Why me? well the spaceship was a bit too small, and i was the only baby that fit. yes, i wasnt the "One" or anything.

In my planet, cats are our national currency. One cat is approximately three dollars, and so . when we have to pay in halfs, lets say 50 cents, we just pay with kittens. dont worry, we dont cut cats in half or anything..... and this explain my -not obsessive at all- love for cats.

In my planet, creativity is a gift. Not only that, but the person who expresses him or herself in a unique way is considered to be utterly cool.

in my planet, we dont like wars.

In my planet, the only poverty known is the poverty of the mind and of the heart. this usually happens when one person limits him/herself from exploring the beauty of knowledge and doesnt want to open his/her heart to compassion, love and other virtues highly appreciated by all of our citizens.

In my planet, we dont encourage labels, such as emo, preppy, poser etc. Instead of being part of a large group, each of us is an individual part of the universe, that constitutes us as an essential piece of a big, big puzzle. we dont need 40 left corner pieces, just one.

Finally, in my planet, the most outstanding quality one can have is beauty. I've heard the term is broadly missused in planet earth, rather aluding to the physical attributes of a person. and i also heard there are these so called "stereotypes" that determine whether youre beautiful or not!! when i heard that, i was like OMGEWHATCHUSAYIN!? .....sorry, we're a little ghetto in our planet. wait. scratch that, we dont label things in our planet! (foolish me, the things im learning in earth *sigh*)

anyways, beauty, in our planet means freedom. when you're free to be the person you are, the person you want to be, without being ashamed, you become beautiful. when you explore your thoughts and let yourself be guided by all good things, you're beautiful.. and any physical attribute that comes with it is the mere display of the beauty carried in the soul.

i was sent to this earth so i could listen to a few people who are troubled. to send this message, and let know that it is OK to look beyond and reach beyond what you're supposed to, we have the right to be ourselves.

The queen never sent me back to my planet, that b$#@