u have to do this right off when you read this. GOOD LUCK
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the
second person. What
position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you
are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his
place, you are second!
Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer
the second question,
don't take as much time as you took for the first
question.
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then
you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last,
then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
You're not very good at this! are you?
Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be
done in your head
only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now
add 30. Add another
1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
What is the total?
Scroll down for answer..
Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is
definitely not your
day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3.
Nini, 4. Nono. What
is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question
again.
Okay, now the bonus round . .
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the
action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the
shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair
of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN
YOUR LIFE.
My friend sent this to me its funny.
♥Dizzle