I have had writers block for days. I fear I am a semi-literate now..;_; Hmm..does anyone know how to rid onesself of writers block? | ||
Created by uraverageteen and taken 24296 times on bzoink! | |
The Generic Teenager Stereotype | |
Do you drink [alcohol]? | Yes |
Do you party a lot? How often? | Nope, never. |
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? | No. |
How often do you use the word like in an average hour? | Never out loud.. |
Do you skip classes? How often? | It's impossible to skip in a private school. |
Do you have casual sex? Protected? | I'm a virgin. I intend to stay that way for a while. |
Do you steal? | No. |
Do you wear inappropriate clothing? | No. |
Do you drool over celebrities? | No. |
Do you watch a lot of TV? | No |
Do you ever watch the News? | No. |
Do you even care about world issues? | No |
Do you read books often? | No |
Are you failing a lot of your classes? | No |
Do you spend most of your time with your friends? | No |
Do you smoke cigarettes? | No |
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens? | No (I'm sick of typing this!) |
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? | No |
Do you cuss a lot? | No |
Are you desperate to fit in? | No |
Are you intelligent? | Yes. (FINALLY!) |
The Goth Stereotype | |
Black lipstick? | No |
Black eyeliner? | No |
Black eyeshadow? | No |
Black trenchcoat? | Yeah |
Black boots? | Yep |
Black fishnets? | Eh? |
Black nail polish? | No |
Cigarettes? | No |
Heavy metal music? | My poor ears.. |
Marilyn Manson? | Who? |
Kittie? | Who? |
Cradle of Filth? | WHO? |
Constant frown and perpetual angst? | No |
Do you like to be seen as | ... |
Are you an intellectual? | Yes |
An atheist? | No |
Horrible home life? | Yes |
Hopelessly depressed? | No |
Suffering with suicidal idealations? | No |
Self-mutilation? | No |
The Punk Stereotype | |
Plaid? | Nooo way. |
Big black boots? | Yeah |
Mohawk? | OH GOD NO! |
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial] | No |
Loud, confident and opinionated? | No |
Wild hair colors? | No |
NOFX? | Who? |
Rancid? | Who? |
Well versed on political scandals and outrages? | Nope. |
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The Jock Sterotype | |
What's your IQ? | According to Tickle, 120. ^^ |
Do you watch a lot of sports? | NO. |
Play a lot of sports? | No. |
Talk a lot about sports? | Only about how much I loathe them. |
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? | Yes. |
Are you arrogant? | No. |
Are you a male or female whore? | What? -slaps you- Humph. |
Are you homophobic? | No. Nope.. |
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? | No. |
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity? | Still no. |
Boobs = yes? | Eh? |
Parties = yes? | No. |
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes? | For _you_ prehaps.. |
The Girl Stereotype | |
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence? | No. |
Have you ever been on a diet? | No. |
How much did you lose? | None. ^_- |
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder? | No |
Make yourself throw up? | No |
Make-up? | When I was eight. |
Low-cut tops? | No |
How big are your boobies? [Cup size] | 38C |
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it? | No |
Giggle a lot? | No |
What's the deal with boys? | They have different parts. |
Thongs? | They're comfertable, but.. |
Pretty bras? | Why? No one sees them.. 0.o |
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al? | No. |
Who's the weaker sex? | They're equal.. |
Are you a feminist? | Not really. |
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot? | No. |
How often do you shave your legs? | Is this a good time to bne honest? |
How about your armpits? | *points up* |
Are you emotional? | No. |
Especially when on your period? | Nope. |
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] | |
Originality or Acceptance? | The former |
Independence or Companionship? | The former |
Stability or Freedom? | The latter |
Personal or Interpersonal? | The former |
Introvert or Extrovert? | The former |
Popularity or Isolation? | The latter |
Unique or Loved? | The former |
Understood or Individual? | The latter |
You or Them? | The former |