Okay, so I was on Neopets. You know, being in the zin of being a corperate pawn.
And I, out of bordom, took a look at a Sonic Rp on the neoboards, where I was greeted with, (and I quote,):
name: kasey the heghog

wearing: blue pants,blue shirt.
she look like sonic but,its a she.


I mean, for the love of yiffing, I thought I made up these ideas of illiterates with no creativity..but then, every once in a while, I get /this./

You. People. Make. Me. Want. To. Go. On. A. Killing. Spree. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

I count nine typos.
It SHOULD be: (typos in caps!) NAME: Kasey the HEDGEHOG
WEARING: blue pants AND A blue shirt
APPEARENCE: She LOOKS just like SONIC BUT SHE'S A GIRL.
Or, even better:
I am an idoit who has failed Kindergarden. Please shoot me now.

Am I the ONLY one who role plays in paragraphs anymore? WELL?
God, people suck.

It's not just the illiteracy that bothers me, oh no. It's that this person didn't have the brains to make his or her own character. It takes FIVE MINUTES!