*sigh* I might as well become an illiterate n00b...here's my new intro I'll use in my next rp:

TEH RANE FEL HARD ON TEH LANDSCAEP OF DERWOD DA!1!11!1111!1 OMG WTF TRES SHAKNG VIOLENTLY IN DA WIND!!11 OMG THUNDAR CLAPSED AS IT STRUK DA EARTH AND DA PITER-PAT OF TEH SKYW8R WAS OVERPOW3RNG AL OTHER SOUNDS!1!1111 AND AS _THIS_ LIGHTNNG BOLT F3L.IT!!!!!11!1!! OMG LOL STRUK A TRE DIERCTLY AND MAED IT FAL. A1!1!!!11!111!1 LOL BLAK FALCON WAS COMBNG DA SKEIS AND SWOPED 2 DA L3FT QUIKLY AS TEH WOD FAL IN2 HIS PATH1111!11 OMG LOL THEIR11!11!111111!1 OMG NEAR NO 3SCAEP1!1!1 WTF TEH EBONY CREATURAS FAATH3RS WERA DRIPNG IN W8R AND HIS 3LECTRIC GREN STRIEPS LOK3D 2 B FADNG1!!!111 OMG WTF LOL FIERBRIK AY3S SET ON DA GROUND HE LOK3D AROUND.HOW11!!1!11!1!!! WTF LOL DID U MAEK IT DAGAR V3RY????? LOL W3L!!!11 OMG WTF LOL A DARK PURPL3 CAT 3MERGAD FROM DA BRUSH TWIGS SCAT3RED IN HIS P3LT AND SOME STUK BTWEN TEH CHANE AROUND HIS NAK AND DA KNIEF TAHT HUNG FROM IT11!111 OMG WTF LOL HIS BROWN STRIEPS W3R3 DRY.HIS!!11!111111! WTF LOL SEINA FET AND PAWS??!?!!? OMG LOL DRY!!1111! OMG WTF AND HIS H3DGEHOG-ESQUE QUILS.DRY!!11111111!! OMG LOL AS A BONA1!1111 OMG WTF TRAEVLNG UNDER DA SAFT3Y OF TEH TRES HE MAED SURE 2 STAY DRY AND KEP HIS HANSOME SELF AS STUNNG AS HE CUD B11!1!11 OMG 2 BAD U DIDNT AEV MAH SMART IEDA 2 TRAEVL UNDER DA TRES AH WAFAEY?!?!?!!! OMG SMART?!?!?! OMG WTF DONT COUNT ON IT HALF-BLOD1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL TAHT TRE U WERA JUST UNDER BIT TEH DUST11!!! OMG LOL DAGER NOD3D!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL YES BUT AT L3AST IMM NOT W3T MAET11111!! OMG LOL TEH TWO OF THEM CONTINUAD 2WARD TEH W3ST 2WARD DA NAAERST EXIT FROM DA FOREST BAK IN2 MARICA.AS1!1!!11!1 WTF LOL IF THAY WUD W3LCOMA TH3M11!1! OMG WTF LOL AFTER TEH FLM3S L3FT BY A CARTANE PURPL3 HADGEHOG-CAT HYBRID THEYD BOTH B LUKY NOT 2 B HUNG FOR THEYRE CRIEMS WAFAEY!!!1!1 WTF LOL FLAPED HIS SLEK WNGS QUIKLY AND HEAVILY111!!! OMG LOL HE WAS LOSNG TEH!1!!!1111111!!!11!! LOL S2RM HAD WEAEKNED HIM AS!1!!!!1! H3 TREID 2 RIES BAK 2 A SAEF HAIGHT H3 WAS WATCHAD BY DAG3R1!!1! WTF THEIR WAS _SOME_ COMFORT IN KNOWNG HIS U FREIND WUD.BREAK!!!1!1!11!11 OMG WTF LOL HIS FAL!1!1 OMG WTF LOL EVEN IF H3 DIDNT WANT 21!!11! WTF LOL THIS MAELVOL3NT FALCON WAS INDED AN EXPERT AT STYLED FALNG BUT. IT1!1!11! LOL WAS GETNG 2 B 2 MUCH NOW1!!1 WTF LOL IN TEH RANE H3 CUDNT 3V3N SE PROP3RLY!1!!!! LOL HOW WUD HE B ABL3 2 AME TEH???!!!! MELANOID PRADA2R BIRD FELT A TNGL3 UND3R HIS WNG.IT!!1!1!!!!1!1!111 WAS DA LOD3S2NE A1!11111! OMG SPACIAL TR3ASUR3 AND A SOURC3 OF GUIDANC3 IT WAS GRAFT3D UNDER HIS WNG ALMOST A PART OF DA BONA WHERA IT LAY UNDER HIS FEATHAR TEH!!!1111 WTF LOL TNGLE WAS NOW A SHOTNG PANE!1!!!1 LOL HE KEPT FROM SCREMNG AND TREID 2 STAY IN DA ARE.AND1!!1!!!111 OMG WTF IT WAS WORKNG?!!!?!!? LOL AT THIS TIEM IT SEMAD AS IF IT WAS IMPOSIBL3 FOR ANYTHNG 2 WORK OUT!!!1 OMG WTF H3 WAS PROV3D CORECT IN THES3 THOUGHTS WHEN HE BLAKED OUT. IN!!1!!!!!!!1! OMG LOL HIS MINDS 3Y3 HE SAW DA FOREST.HE1!!111!!1!!111 SAW WHERE HE WAS IN IT AND TEH D3ADLY WINDS!1!11 OMG WTF LOL AND TH3N.IN11!111!11111 WTF LOL A STRIEK OF EL3CTRICITY HITNG DA BRUSH.AND111!!!1!1!!111 OMG WTF A WILDFIER 3RUPTNG HE111!1 OMG WTF SNAP3D OUT OF TEH TRANCE OF FORASIGHT DAGER!11!!1 WE NED 2 GAT OUT OF HER3 NOW111!!!1! TEH FOR3ST.ITS!!1!1111!1!! ITS.ABOUT1!!!!111111!111!1! OMG WTF 2 BURN WUT?!11!!! LOL R U KIDIN NO??!?!?!!?1!111??!? OMG WTF LOL S2P BNG SO SC3PTICAL AND TRUST M3 FIEN11!!! WTF WEL HUR- A FLASH OF LIGHT AND A BURST OF SUDEN H3AT. A!11!!!111!!1!11 BUSH ERUPT3D IN2 FLMES AND SPR3AD ACROS DERWOD FOREST!!11 OMG WTF LOL


Haha! Kidding. ^^ I needed to joke a bit to cheer up about my writers block. This is an old intro of mine I saved, but I put it into an Aoler translator, and got that monstrosity. ^_-

P.S: Am I the only one that noticed that a lot of Sitdiary users type like that? For shame.
Quoth Myself:
"You have no excuse to type like that unless you're a dyslexic four-year-old, and you're not."