Here goes nothing... Haven't updated in a while. Mainly because of work and Tyler. He calls and insists that we stay on the phone all day and since we have dial-up I would have to be on my cellphone to update which would be muy expensive. So I just chose not to update. I'm sure no one cared too much. Let's see not much has been going on anyhow. Saturday I went to Tyler's skateboard competition. He did well. Won second place. Richard Daniels won first! Yay Richard. He's great. I was outside for five hours and thirty minutes on asphalt. You can't begin to imagine how bad that all ended up. If you know me you know how incredibly bad I always seem to blister after only being in the sun for a short amount of time. Well five hours and thirty minutes was just like hanging out in hell for about thirty minutes. Not that I've been to hell, but I work at the theatre where Satan's balls used to hang (ha.) so I know roughly how bad that would be. Anyhow so I was in crazy pain for like three days. My face was redder than the tomatoes you have in your garden (that is if you have one) my arms are quite odd looking. It made me laugh until someone touched it. They still hurt a little. Anyhow onto something else. I exempted three of my finals, but not American Literature. I was absent four days in there. I didn't go take it though, because when I go back there I'm probaly going to be in some pretty serious trouble. Ha. I went to school Tuesday only to return my literature book and exemption form, but Chris left me so I had to stay the whole day. Yay me. Not. Tuesday was a bad day to be in school. I only went to fourth period (American Literature) and it sucked to the max. I'll tell the story. It may not be in full detail but it'll be as close as I can get it without having to type the entire conversation that occured between me and anyone I had contact with the whole period. Umkay so here goes. I went into class and sat in my usual seat that I was assigned at the bginning of the semester only to be moved to the far back corner of the room with my desk facing the wall. (Satan (Dr. Watkins) moved me there last week when I was disrupting class.) So I moved as I was asked to, I'm a good kid for the most part. I also did the work we were supposed to be doing. (I wouldn't wanna fail for something silly.) Satan decides to go around and check everyones work to be sure it was being done correctly. Only she skipped right over me and didn't acknowledge me when I attempted to bring this fact to her attention. I pretty much got pissed, balled my paper up, and took it to the wastebasket. In the process I decided to say a few choice words just low enough that Satan probaly couldn't hear but loud enough that everyone else could. It was something along the lines of "You fucking lesbian, I think it's time to get more make-up tattooed to you ancient face." or something of that nature. I remember it being a bit more witty. Anyhow. I went back to my seat with all the intention in the world to finish up the period with a nice little nap. My plans were soon changed when Mr. Parson's called for A-Hall to clean out their lockers. Knowing I didn't have anything in my lockers I left anyhow and walked around with Alex and Tyler. We went to Mrs. Reed's room, the drink machine in the gym, Mrs. Sargent's room, then finally I went back to Satan's den. When I got there someone asked me where I had been and I told them the drink machine and Satan got angry. I went to my lonely little desk in the back corner and went to sleep. Only to be woken up by my dear Maggie calling me on my cellphone which I forgot to put on silent. Sucks for me, eh? So Satan said, "I think I'm going to take that up. Just as soon as you finish reading your message go ahead and bring it up here." I said, "Ha. Funny it's not a message, but nice try anyhow idiot." So I took it up to her. Where she had her arm extended assuming I would place it in her hand, but instead I just tossed it onto the podium in front of her. She said, "Good manners will take you a long way in life." I said, "I think if you tell yourself that it would make more of an impact." On account of I am very very polite. Then I told her if she were more polite people might actually like her, but there's still the scare factor. She is VERY scary looking. Anyhow. I went back to my seat until she said for us to move into groups so we could study for our finals. At the end of the period I went to her desk to ask her for my phone and she ignored me and walked off. At Troup if you get your phone taken up for the first time the teacher is supposed to give it back at the end of class. So I just decided to take the matter into my own hands found my phone, (which was lying upon a referral) took it off her desk, put it in my pocket, signed Jeremy's yearbook, and ran out of the room. On the way down the hall I turned my phone on and saw that I had received a message from Chris (my brother) I read it and was going to the car. Then suddenly overhead I hear my name being called and the voice told me to report to room A120. I didn't know if that was Satan's den or not, but I went anyhow. I put my phone on silent and put it in Tyler's pocket and told him not to do anything if it vibrated. I went into the room, asked her what she needed, so she began to accuse me of "stealing MY phone". I told her I didn't take it, she said "Who did you get to take it?" Then I said, "No one! You got my freaking phone stolen!" She said, "I'll make sure I put that on here too that I got your freaking phone stolen." So I said, "I don't fucking care what you put on it, you can also pay for the fucking thing too." Then I went up the hall and haven't been back since. It was pretty funny. I didn't think I was going to be able to keep a straight face. I did and I was quite proud. So I will be starting school with a referral and possibly iss or oss. Ha. I think it's quite funny. I have to work tonight and there are going to be many many scary people coming to see Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith. It's going to be crazy. Wish me luck. Anyhow. I think this entry has gotten long enough. Peace kids. xoxo Laine