that hair- that straight black hair that lies in it's perfect messy place is impossible. it's not humanly possible. it's not humanly possible on a 19 year old who probably spends $200 a month to get they're immaculate hair. all of this i rant to messy, but she just skips around in her betty page sunglasses and says, "of course it's possible dawling, because she is cooler than you. she rawks. she's listens to alexisonfire, she has to be cooler than you. it's just the way it is." and then i ask the know-it-all maven, if it's pronounced "alexis on fire" or "alex is on fire" and she replies, still skipping around in her betty page sunglasses, "hell if i know, dawling, hell if i know."