Eaper Weaper, chimney sweeper,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Had another, didn't love her -
Up the chimney he did shove her.
Piggy on the railway, picking up stones,
Up came an engine and broke Piggy's bones.
'Oh!' said Piggy, 'That's not fair!'
'Oh!' said the driver, 'I don't care.'
-sprinkles