Yay, there is snow... that means... 1. Sledging 2. Snowballing 3. General Fannying About In The Snow Zooming down a rediculously steep hill on a bit of cheap plastic (why waste money on some plastic sledge that will just break when a sheet of tarpaulin will do), possibly turning over and hurting ourselves when it turns to ice and completely fucks up out legs and arms - WHAT COULD BE MORE FUN!! Anyway, I hate Shakespear. What was the man thinking when he wrote that stuff, it makes no sense (I don't even think it did at the time - they just pretended it did to make themselves look smart). Take for example his death scenes... Dude 1: Oh no, you have stabbed me and I am slain. Dude 2: As you have slain me good fellow, and I too die. Dude 1: I am dead... Yeah... seriously. Apparentely this was Low Brow entertainment too (The equivalent today would be American Pie), and was meant to be comedic. Sorry, but shakespear aint funny, he's a twat. Blackadder put it best... "Oh Look, Here Comes Othello, talking total crap as usual" Anyway, Green Day suck. I'm sick of everyone singing American Idiot and Blvd. Of Broken Dreams, STUPID MAINSTREAM CRAP!! Anyhoo... monkeys rule.. Sam Raimi is producing an EVIL DEAD REMAKE!! NO NO NO!! BASTARD SELL OUT!! He used to be so cool... now he's encouraging a remake of his own classic for money... twat. Ladies and gentlemen, Ashley J. Williams is dead... To Fuck with the new one... He doesnt even have the CHIN god damnit!! Another edit, making this a rediculously long entry... Tesco are a bunch of nazi's!! seriously, I fucking hate them... 98P for a crappy tin of iced cappucinno, jesus. If I wasn't nursing a coffee addiction I never would have payed that... I wouldn't mind if it was a big tin, but it's tiny. The label under it said 34p, later when I checked I saw that was for something else. The letters saying what it was was fucking tiny. TESCO = NAZI's!! The egg came first. Everyone says its unanswerable, but the answer to "What came first, the chicken or the egg" is... the egg. See, evoloution my friends. The thing that laid the first chicken wouldn't have been a chicken, more 99.99% of what we determin to be a chicken. See... evoloution. AND never use hair gel, use wax. Gel is just bollocks, wax kicks all kinds of ass. The only problem is... it gets everywhere, it's all over the bathroom, it's on my camera... everywhere. The computer is probably coated in it... hmmm... Lets look at The whole Santa Clause thing. Santa, no one worries about him. Kids sit up all night, waiting for Santa, a big fat guy, to come into their house... yeah... absolutly terrifying. Christmas for that matter sucks. It is complete and utter crap. People dancing around tra la fucking la, being all phony and pretending to be fucking happy, when they're really miserable at having to fucking spend so much money.

Long Quiz
Created by sweetobsession69 and taken 86 times on bzoink!
About You
Your name	Dougs
Your age	17
Hair colour	Brown
Eye colour	Brown
Height	6ft one
Glasses?	Yeah...
Braces?	Nope...
Tattoos?	Soon
Piercings?	Yeah, used to be five in my left ear. Only one now.
Favourites
Colour	Red
Band	Sex Pistols
Song right now	Alice Cooper - Poison
Book
Animal	Cats
Cereal
Tv Show
Movie
Do You
Drive	No, very soon though.
Have a job	No
Have a cell phone	Yeah
Like school	It's shit
Have a crush on someone	Yeah
Act your age	No, I act like 9
Have any pets	Three alsations and a budgie
Play any sports	no
Have any siblings	One brother, two good for nothing half-siblings (bro and a sis)
Have You Ever
Been in a fist fight	yeah
Gotten arrested	not exactly...
Done drugs	no, despise them
Drank alcohol	yeah, obviously.
Snuck out of the house	yeah, but Im more likely to storm out.
Kicked a guy in the nads	yeah, not for ages though.
Been in love	no
Broken a bone	no
Gotten stitches	no
Been to a concert	Yeah, obv.
Thought about suicide	Kinda... just about the concept, never doing it.
Cried over someone	Yeah
When Was The Last Time You
Had a shower	Last night
Brushed your teeth	This morning
Read A Book	Two nights ago
Seen a movie in theaters	Ages ago... twoo or three weeks
Rented a movie	Never do that
Made fun of someone	Six Hours Ago
Cussed	Five Seconds Ago
Went to a party	Months Ago, parties are rare here.
Coloured with crayons	... I dont....
Played a video game	Couple of days ago.
Watched Cartoons	Half an hour ago.
Been out of the house	Two hours ago.
I...
Am	not a Panda
Want	a lifesize model of Jason Voorhees
Need	coffee
Love	The Sex Pistols
Hate	Pandas
Miss	No one right now
Would Rather	kill Pandas
Am Tired Of	School... and pandas.
Will Always	Hate Pandas (notice a link here)
Random
What's the date	The 19th of November 2004
What time is it	22:21
Are you bored	Yeah
What shampoo do you use	Fuck knows, its in some bottle... dont read the label.
Do you believe in ghosts	Yeah, most def.
Do you want to travel back in time	Yeah, 1977 < Punk Revoloution.
Do you think there will someday be life on Mars	I hope not.
Are my questions lame	Dunno...
What are ya gunna do now?	Stay on the computer and waste my life away.
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And we're not even done in this rediculously long entry yet. I can't wait for December 13th, the Pogues at Carling Academy Glasgow. Shane MacGowan looks a lot better now, than the way he looked a few years back. He was a major face in the 70's punk scene, hence my admiration of him. REDICULOUSLY LONG.